Paedophile Gimmick?

Pointing at kids in the crowd and screaming 'HHHOOOOOOOOOO'

I can see it now, all he needs is a raincoat and carry his 2x4 in a brown paper bag.

I can't see him being able to entice young looking divas though, I think it would need to be a good looking but mature wrestler, Jericho would be perfect, or HBK, many still think he is goodlooking, not that it would happen, just wondering if there is any guys out their who could play that type of character

Big Show.

He has that friendly uncle/Santa feel about him, very devious.

That's a great shout, he can look demonic at times but also has that friendly face feature as well, he also needs something, he is going nowhere

Yeah, brilliant, I can see it now, The Big Show as a paedophile

They could always bring back Heidenreich, his poetry reading to Michael Cole was suitably creepy for this gimmick I think.

What about Sean Waltman? with the beard of course, I think he looks like a sleezy kind of character

Boogeyman is the way forward.

Or Eugene in a misunderstood way

Heidenreich's a great shout, the creepy poet bastard

Can see it now

Telling young girls poems then dry bumming them

What about X-Pac telling kids to suck-it

Wouldn'tt be surprised, but only if WWE are NOT PG. Which they are at the moment. But I honestly can't see WWE staying PG for that long, remember the early 90's up to 1995 - 6? WWE gopt so stale as they were directed to kids, they had to change.

Manotar

Paul Bearer lol.

Now there's a man who's probably written a book on paedophilia

Ooohhhhhhh yeeeeessss

I think Jim Duggan is a great shout, has the stereotypical look you would expect from a paedo

Think Kane could do a good job too!

Dunno about Kane, I was thinking about him to be honest, but I don't think he fits in with a peado character, I think he could be up for raping Kids though but not because they are kids, just because they are people, that sounds quite sick, Its just the way I see the Kane character

This is a damn sinister thread

It really is quite awful that so many would probably be able to do a very realistic job of it.

Who on earth would want to play out this gimmick anyway? only one i can think of is Vinnie Mac

Possible contenders for me:

Kane: Too obvious like Gaffer said, would probably eat the child afterwards as well.

Batista: Want to see Big Dave's puppy? Get in the back of the van then kid.

Regal: He's British, WWE typecast us as all eccentric weirdos.

Finlay: Hangs around with a midget anyway that's meant to be his son, why not take that relationship further?

my favorite choice:

Rey Mysterio: He's loved by kids, he's not much bigger than one. Could hang around the playground and no-one would bat an eyelid.

Finlay is a great shout, remember that SummerSlam promo with him swinging Horny about and the caption was lovers or something like that

As for Big Dave, I think we already outed him as a peado on a pic I posted on here

Mike Knox like touching wee folk lol

And he has a wee poofy voice & monster beard

He doesn't know why he does it either