Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

oh i just done the quiz

Peter is feeling very lonely in then house by himself

Peter sings to himself Diamonds are forever by shirley bassey

looks like i got a new gimmick, the COMMANDO!! devin salutes big brother and hits the sack, the princess' empty sack to be more specific. Hope me balls dont get too sweaty, i sleep on my front. Devin shouts night night, waking the whole house. Devin begins to snore.

Fudge is the 1st housemate up. He goes to make a cup of tea. After making it, he puts the sugar in the salt holder and the salt in the sugar tin.

He then closes the valve under the sink to stop watch coming from the kithen tap. He is going to tell housemates that Big Brother has stopped the water supply until they clean the house.

Dave wakes up and puts a new bin liner in the bin before going outside for his morning cigarette and cup of coffee.

Fudge goes for his rope then joins dve outside. While skipping, fudge says to Dave

"Hey, whats the craic with the water being turned off?Is this another one of Big Brothers stupid games! I'm starting to get pissed off with him now, I might start playing stupid games myself!"

Fudge goes into the bathroom and loosens the toilet seat so when someone sits on it they will fall either on the floor or in the toilet.

Peter is up and makes a cup of tea with his usual 2 teaspoons of sugar

peter takes a sip and spits out his tea because of the salt he checks the salt tin and tastes it and notices that its sugar and notices that they have been swapped

Peter goes to the garden where all other housemates are

Peter: Big brother or someone here has swapped the Sugar and Salt around i made a cup of tea and put my usual 2 spoons of sugar in and spat it out because its salt anyone else notice this or no anything about it ?

*Jamie is up and wonders how people have made tea and coffee with no water. He goes for a swim but find a dead rat in one of the filters. He takes this and puts it in the food cupboard*

Peter: there's water in the kettle not alot left though

Thanks Pete, Ill have a small cuppa tea then.

*Makes some tea and goes to the garden*

Peter: You didnt put Sugar in there from the sugar tin did you ?

Nah mate take my tea black. Why someone been pissing about with the sugar??

Fudge, using a knife from the kitchen, loosens a screw on one of the seats at the dining table so it is very slack and ay collapse when it is sat on.

"Hey Jamie, any water left in the Kettle? I'm doing to see Big Brother, Find out whats going on with the water?"

Fudge is in the Diary room

"Morning Big Brother. Now I know that i'm not allowed to temper with the house equipment but the things I have done are simple enough to fix when the fun wears off. I also think it will make great viewing.

I can see it now, Princess falling down the toilet. C'mon, thats TV Gold.

Anyway, I'm going to go out there and tell them there is no water until further notice"

Geronimo(Jamie Thurtle) wrote:

Nah mate take my tea black. Why someone been pissing about with the sugar??

Peter: Think Big Brother Swap The Salt And Sugar Around so the salts in where the sugar should be and the sugar is where the salt should be. Either that or they made someone do it in a secret task to cause arguments.

Anyway im going to make breakfast anyone want some toast ?

devin heads to the shower and turns it on, it still works, he fills the kettle then makes himself a brew.

he has a lovely shower and dries.

then he greets the housemates properly

"morning guys, hows things going? heard some unruley chatter of salty sugar and lack of water"

Peter pops His head Out The Door And Tells Housemates He's Made Them All Breakfast

is no one going to challenge jamie about the rat?

okay

devin pulls jamie to one side for a talk.


what are you doing lad? trying to act like a bad boy? leave that to the idiots of the house, dont try and copy them, and that is fucking sick, seriously, take it and lob it over the wall.

devin comes to the diary room.

Hi, brother. Right this morning someone has obviously fiddled with the kitchen sink as water is working fine elsewhere, fine, funny guy..etc.

but jamie has put a rat in the fucking food cupboard, please can i ask for immediate response, dont want big brother to fail on hygene law too. clean that shit up please.

i also suggest a smelly rank rat costume for jamie to wear all day, sure one can be knocked up by such a powerfull being such as you big brother.

cheers

this is big brother as punishment Jamie you must give all youre underwear to devin ..... eh then can do so as he wishes with it thank you

Good thing I dont wipe then...

I like commando so i wont be taking up the offer.

devin puts jamies pants in the diary room

BIg brother decides Jamie can win his pants back

How?