Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

Peter: secret task of course

But everyone knows that I have a secret task therefore making it neigh on impossible to complete.

Peter: I wouldnt have guessed if you hadn't had ask how

instead you shoulod go diary room (Pm)

who said owt about secret

I don't even want my underwear. Theyre all really dirty anyways so you keep them BB. I'm sure you'll get some enjoyment out of them. Far more than I possiblely could.

big brother by law as to provide underwear so jamie find thongs in the store room

Now you're talking my language.

*Jamie puts on a pair of thongs and struts around the house with a bollock dangling out*

Peter Wants To Begin To Cook Dinner For Everyone

Peter: Whats Everyone Want ?

We Have Rice, Chicken, Peas, Potatoes, Sausages, Lots Of Vegetables, Garlic And Mince

So Whats Everyone Want ?

Pizza

Peter: You Wanna Help ?

[how the feck do you make pizza with that ]

{I left out what else we have in the fridge }

No I can't help right now Pete I'm er... busy doing... stuff.

*jamie runs away*

Peter laughs And Begins Making Dinner For The House

Brick looks at Peter in disgust, before walking off to the diary room.

"Big Brother, I know I'my our favourite housemate since everyone tunes into see me and my beautiful body, so I was wondering whether you could stop Peter arse licking, it makes me feel sick."

Hello.

Fudge wonders if anyone has figured out how to get the water back on??

Perfect Jack wrote:

Hello.

where you been hiding in the nest ?

Peter: Dinner Is served

Nomnomnomnomnomnom. Tasty. Glad you arent leaving the house if you can make grub like that. Personally I would have had some pepperomi on me pizza but I doubt the cunts at BB HQ provided any...

Cheers Pete.

boschbourne06 wrote:

Perfect Jack wrote:

Hello.

where you been hiding in the nest ?

Yes.

Peter: we didnt have any left other wise i would have bunged some on there. thanks for enjoying it

Perfect Jack wrote:

boschbourne06 wrote:

Perfect Jack wrote:

Hello.

where you been hiding in the nest ?

Yes.

Peter: is there a problem ? Also heres your pizza i made for the house


Peter hands over the Pizza to Jack

boschbourne06 wrote:

Perfect Jack wrote:

boschbourne06 wrote:

Perfect Jack wrote:

Hello.

where you been hiding in the nest ?

Yes.

Peter: is there a problem ? Also heres your pizza i made for the house


Peter hands over the Pizza to Jack

Thank you. I will eat it later. I for one am not hungry at the moment.

After eating Pizza Fudge is wondering who will be evicted next.

"Hey guys, who do you think is leaving in the next eviction? I know who I want the final 4 to be. Me, Jamie, Peter and Dave. The others bore the tits of me. Infact, im going to vote for them to go from now on until i leave. They bring absolutly nothing to the house apart from dirty dishes and the flu!"