Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan or Hell Part One

Welcome to big brother series 2 . WIll it be hell or paradise for the housemates this year ?

First in to the house is Dave "Benson" Phillips the scottish born american!...His VT airs saying how he loves to spread rumors and is met on entrance with heavy boo's.

Second in the house is princess umbongo makalaka from congo, she tells of her love for camera's and her hate of poor people and specificaly peasants . She is bood heavily..
PICTURE OF princess:https://i.servimg.com/u/f68/12/48/16/04/kenya211.jpg

*Dave oogles Princess as Princess refuses to introduce herself to dave instead looking in the mirror*

Nexup is Devin! from blackpool who is a ladies man and likes a tipple.. the Vt then cuts to him wrestling half naked men in a gym wrestling ring . He gets a mixture of laughs and cheers

*Devin when in the house goes to shake dave's hand but then pulls it away in tru pro-wrestling style*

Our next housemate is Peter Dickens! he talks of his love for money and his obviously boo'd . When in the house he tells people they only boo him out of jealousy

Next up is the annual bible basher and preacher to the stars Chris Peacock , he gets a mixed reception as he enetrs the house eating a steak and kidney pie.

Next up is our annual wannabe in the form of "Brick" thompson the weightlifting supreme he tells of how skinny people disgust him in every shape and form.

Next up is perfect Jack ...we know little about him but he is a wrestler .... a possible friendship with devin?

Next up is fudge who is the annual commoner with his sense of humor he says dancing is his passion and gets cheered upon entrance

Next up from bristol in a scumm accent is Rick Shaw in his Vt he protest's he is a normal bloke who likes football , girls and drinking but he came across a bit dumb...

And our last housemate Jamie Thurtle he says he opted to not go to uni as it was too hard work so instead enforces the law he says despite being a copper he likes drinking and dancing but he will call out any fakes in the house. He gets a mixd reception.

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That was just for fun i didnt mean or hope i havent harmed an ones charcters so erm yeah away you go there will be tasks nominations and more in due course....REMEMBER youre voting for character not member so heres a list of charcters im not even putting names to them
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1-David Benson -The new york englishman
2-Princess Umbongo Makalaka - Ex-royalty and self claimmed pretty girl
3-Devin - Dreams of beign a wrestler
4-Peter Dickens - Posh boy obsessed with money
5-Chris Peacock- Preacher to the stars
6-Brick Thompson- Arnold schwarzernigger like physic
7-Perfect Jack -Pro Wrestler
8-Fudge-Fun loving north east bloke who loves dancing
9-Rick Shaw- the dumb one
10Jamie Thurtle- The copper who couldnt be arsed with Uni

Well hello there guys, nice to see us all together now, I dont know about you but i fancy some deep fried mars bars.

How are we all?

Hello people, I'm Fudge. I look forward to getting to know you all. Did any of you get boo'd walking in. Mine was ok to be honest.

Anyways, i don't drink or smoke but I have brought in 2 bottles of wine for all of you to share. I have also brought in a bottle of pineapple oasis for me so can you please leave this alone.

Jnr wrote:

REMEMBER youre voting for character not member so heres a list of charcters im not even putting names to them

But we wont know who we are talking to that way though and it will be confusing.

Fudge starts to do the conga on his own hoping Chris Peacock Joins in

Mackem wrote:

Did any of you get boo'd walking in.

Ah well laddie, being from America with Scottish ties I am very brash so needless to say I got some boos. But I want to right some wrongs and show people how nice I can be.

Give me some Tartan paint to paint my face with and a deep fried Mars bar and I will be your friend for life

big borther would like to remind fudge alchol is only permitted when big brother gives it out however please find absenth and jack daniles in store room

Fuck me, this is gonnae be a rough night, I think I need some tartan stuff, will Big Brother be so kind as to give me some, I cant drink without it.

all requests must be done in the diary room (pm)

Also if theres any cheating in chatbox , pm or shenangians like last season all people will face punishment

*Jamie is in the diary room*

Not gonna lie Big Brother but this years clunge is pretty poor.

(Also, what kind of requests must be done via PM)

tartan paint and etc or requests in genreal 8)

Any of you guys think Big Brother put all these althletes and 'professional' wrestlers in here to imasculate us, make us feel intimidated? Seriously, we've been in here a few minutes and they're already trying to mark their territory, thinking they're so big with their muscles and that...

Wouldn't surprise me if the wrestlers come out and start making promos against each other to win the crowd over. Just wait till one of us pisses Devin off and he comes over to us saying shit like, 'You talkin to me.' and 'You're a childs play thing.' Seriously, I've been in this house with them for two seconds and I can't see us lasting long without the 'big boys' causing tension between us 'little guys.'

Dave Benson Phillips goes outside to sit by the pool, as everyone in the house has decieded to call it an early night, an Dave suffers from low scale insomnia.

Dave wants to engage the housemates in conversation. What do people think about the UK as in England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland. Do you think the fuss is neccessary?