Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan or Hell Part One

macclads wrote:

She then looks at 'Fudge'.

Has this 'thing' had it's jabs? Princess would hate to catch something from it whilst she is in the house.

For your information, petal, i have been tested and got the all clear. Just because you are a so called Princess of a made up country, do you think jam is better on bread or toast?

no one cares you were an extra or we would have asked what stuff you been a extra in. To me a extra says ''I've failed to make it as a actor'' so dont big yourself up about it

my interesting fact would have to be i got so much money i can get what i want i can not live with out it if my parents or i ever went bankrupt i would be able to go on thats how important money is to me

boschbourne06 wrote:

no one cares you were an extra or we would have asked what stuff you been a extra in. To me a extra says ''I've failed to make it as a actor'' so dont big yourself up about it

my interesting fact would have to be i got so much money i can get what i want i can not live with out it if my parents or i ever went bankrupt i would be able to go on thats how important money is to me

When i leave the house and had my 15inutes of fame will you lend me a tenner?

Princess looks again at Dave Phillips rather than Fudge

'Could you please inform this uncouth that Chad is one of the birthplaces of humanity. Our proud heritage can be traced back to 7000BC.

And Princess has no idea as to what 'jam' is'

Chris would like to lecture people on the horror of terrorism, remember last years bb when we had this fella called wayne who was a suicide bomber, he killed himself blowing up Jakarta, i know. i preached at his funeral.

When Jesus gave out bread and water to the poor, he didn't ask for much in return. but one thing he did ask is that you do not blow up the motherland. jesus frowns apon this, so does Tom Cruise, i met him. so just say NO to terrorism.

rolls his eyes at Princess.

Fudge asks Dave Phillips if he has hearing problems.

Mackem wrote:

boschbourne06 wrote:

no one cares you were an extra or we would have asked what stuff you been a extra in. To me a extra says ''I've failed to make it as a actor'' so dont big yourself up about it

my interesting fact would have to be i got so much money i can get what i want i can not live with out it if my parents or i ever went bankrupt i would be able to go on thats how important money is to me

When i leave the house and had my 15inutes of fame will you lend me a tenner?

well sure but you'll have to do something for it

boschbourne06 wrote:

Mackem wrote:

When i leave the house and had my 15inutes of fame will you lend me a tenner?

well sure but you'll have to do something for it

continue.....

[hahah gold people ]


"DING DONG" :p This is big brother

Jamie Thurtle you have passed youre secret task and therfore youre requested sex doll is in the store room however we remind you cameras are everywhere.

Dave Benson you have failed youre secret task and therfore will recieve no tartan paint if you wish to discuss this matter more with big brother come to the diary room(PM) .


Big brother reminds you any mention of secret tasks within the house will result in hell for housemates

Fudge turns to Brick

"those to having secret tasks......I bet i helped them pass and fail"

Fudge feels ignored by Brick

Fudge has an idea. He is going to play practical jokes on housemates.

BB says on wensday Itll be paradise or hell for ONE housemate but Paradsie can sometime seem like hell mwahhh MEH

Fudge takes Chris's bible and puts it under Devin's pillow

[benoit refrence ooooo]

well clean my car or mansion things like that

Mackem wrote:

rolls his eyes at Princess.

Fudge asks Dave Phillips if he has hearing problems.

EXCUSE ME SONNY JIM, She is a princess and should be treated as such, respect works both ways Fudge and Princess is someone who certainly deserves that.

And yes Chad is the birthplace of Humanity so no hurdy gurdy stuff from you in future pal.

boschbourne06 wrote:

well clean my car or mansion things like that

which car?

CoughSplutter wrote:

Mackem wrote:

rolls his eyes at Princess.

Fudge asks Dave Phillips if he has hearing problems.

EXCUSE ME SONNY JIM, She is a princess and should be treated as such, respect works both ways Fudge and Princess is someone who certainly deserves that.

And yes Chad is the birthplace of Humanity so no hurdy gurdy stuff from you in future pal.

so do you have hearing problems??

My answer to that laddie is no.

Now let me ask you a question. Why are me and Princess getting hatred vibes from you? We aint done anyfin and we have only just met

Chris is getting ready for bed, but before that he has to pray, he finds his bible missing, he flies into a rage at the housemates. while in this rage he reminds them that he always talks in 3 rd person. Chris notices the housemates are laughing at him

BB Chris needs his bible back otherwise he cant sleep, and would like to contact the police over bullying issues

id like to remind you this year we have a sumo ring and blow up outfits in the garden

Bullying issues? there is only one bully in this house *points to Fudge*
He is bullying the Princess and only I have the guts to stand up to him.
This could be fight night 2

thank you for your answer. The reason I asked was because you have your head so far up her royal arse.

I don't hate either of you, I just think she should demand people to do stuff for her, i don't think you should run after her. Is that what you want your time in the house to be remembered as, SOMEONES BITCH?

I dont serve bitches, I make them.

Me and the Princess are forging a great friendship together, what makes it so great is that it is so unlikely, thats the beauty of it. We are from different background and it is intriuging.

So you are going to make princess YOUR bitch........... Your words not mine