Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan or Hell Part One

Hello all, for those who dont know I am Dave Benson Phillips. However dont mistake me for my namesake, Dave Benson Phillips the guy who presented "Get Your Own Back".

I am off Scottish and American Origin, despite BB claiming I am English. Although to Englands credit they have done what Scotland couldnt by winning two world wars one world cup. Thats more than America and Scotland have done.

I grew up in America in the summer of 69, ah summer of 69, not only my date of birth but my favourite song. Is there anyone better than Bryan Adams?

Nice to meet you all.

CoughSplutter wrote:

Is there anyone better than Bryan Adams?

Yes, I think John Lennon, Frank Sinatra and DJ Otzi are / were better than Bryan Adams

Mabye so but, listen to iron maiden and tell me if they are good, I heard them live once but never really got into them.

Fudge is struggling to remember who everyone is, but will try his best.

Speaking out loud to himself "Dave seems a stand up guy. I cant remember if Chris has spoke. That posh dude sounds like a bit of a twat. How is Jack 'Perfet'?"

*Fudge starts to to the dishes*

CoughSplutter wrote:

Mabye so but, listen to iron maiden and tell me if they are good, I heard them live once but never really got into them.

Not my cup of tea.

Speaking of tea, would you like a cup?

Yes I (Dave) have questioned to myself what makes Jack perfect. Many scenarios have come to my head.

Dave has just realised it is 1 year since Michael Jackson died. To commemorate this Dave asks the housemate what their favourite Jacko song was.

CoughSplutter wrote:

Yes I (Dave) have questioned to myself what makes Jack perfect. Many scenarios have come to my head.

Dave has just realised it is 1 year since Michael Jackson died. To commemorate this Dave asks the housemate what their favourite Jacko song was.

It has to be Man in the Mirror for me. I hate the Billy Jean song. Too over hyped and played to death (no pun intended)

Got to agree with your take on Billie Jean, it is too overplayed for me and it ruins the beauty of the song.

For me I prefer the less played songs like Dirty Diana and Dont stop till you get enough. Not played as often so they still feel new whenever I hear them.

I like any song that I can dance to. I also like karioke but i cant sing. I may annoy people with outbursts of random songs

I think we should each say an interesting fact about one another to get to know each other.

My interesting fact is that I used to be an extra and was in many big movies and tv shows.

My intresting fact is when I was 6, I became to World Record Holder in the quickest 6 year old to fasten both shoe lases in4.52 seconds. My name is in the 2004 Guiness World Reord Book.

I was on tv shows and big hollywood movies.

My interesting fact is that after a long weekend in Norwich, I woke up on the Sunday morning locked inside Norwich Castle. I had also managed to obtain a new set of clothes, which unfortunatley were those of a woman. I was stuck inside the castle for a whole day wearing womens clothing.

I would just like to add also, it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again,,, I think all of that Jack Daniels we had earlier is taking effect lads :O

Jamie, that's what Alcohol does to ya, but its your life, your body, your mind.

How did you get out of the castle and did you get your clothes back?

I was on such tv shows as Eastenders, Casualty and the Inbetweeners.

The movies I have been in include several Harry Potter films and Kill the director alongside Nicholas Cage.

The shoes I was wearing when I broke the world record was 'pod'

A polite cough interrupts everyone to which no-one pays any attention.
Shortly afterwards a much louder cough echoes out which does get everyone to pay notice.

Princess Umbongo: Excuse me!
Princess Umbongo does not know or frankly care for where you peasants and reprebates may have dragged yourself from but when in the presence of a future Queen of the Democratic Republic of Chad then you should all have your head bowed and ASK before speaking!
The sheer indignity of the people of this land disgusts me. Now who would be so kind as to fetch for me a drink?

I was nominated for an Emmy for my role in Kill the Director.

However I didnt get it as they decieded to scrap the award for "best extra", I was gutted.

I was nominated for an Emmy for my role in Kill the Director.

However I didnt get it as they decieded to scrap the award for "best extra", I was gutted.

I will Princess Umbongo anything for you .

What kind would you like?

Would you like piss or spit in your drink Princess Umbongo?

DONT YOU EVER SPEAK TO HER IN THAT WAY FUDGE, YOU BASTARD.

I AM A HALF SCOTTISH MAN AND HALF AMERICAN, NEVER EVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN

for being so rude, get me some deep fried mars bars PLEASE

Peter Dickens is the guy to get your drink pet!

CoughSplutter wrote:

DONT YOU EVER SPEAK TO HER IN THAT WAY FUDGE, YOU BASTARD.

I AM A HALF SCOTTISH MAN AND HALF AMERICAN, NEVER EVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN

for being so rude, get me some deep fried mars bars PLEASE

Let me get this right, You are half Scotish, half american and you are banning me from speaking to someone from chad. Your connection is what exactly.

Also, if she cant be arsed to get her own drink then she deserves it to be tampered with.

Princess Umbongo looks at Dave Phillips.

'Princess requests a Woo Woo, ensure that the glass is dipped in white sugar first and a dash of lime is added'

She then looks at 'Fudge'.

Has this 'thing' had it's jabs? Princess would hate to catch something from it whilst she is in the house.