Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

"Ah, Jack is back. Funny that no-one realised you were gone?

Anohter thing, Where did you get the weights from?"

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Mackem wrote:

"ha ha ha, lighten up man. Thats the thing with this house, no-one can take a joke! I wouldn't dream of picking on the BeeGee's. Now with Chico in the house, there will never be a more musical bunch."

Peter: Im sorry but it sounded like you where trying to stir up trouble. and maybe we could do a collaboration with Chico. [/quote

" :ha: The ChicGees"

Peter laughs

Peter: Now we just need a name of a song

Fuck you too Chico.

I couldn't care if no one missed me. I am not here to pander to you all. As for the weights, I improvised. Got a problem?

"Let me think and let you know"

Fudge walks to the bathroom where he sees Brick looking at himself in the mirror.

"Hey Brick. Now I know we haven't beig getting along in the house. While the other housemates are sitting talking shite I think we should have a chat.

Now, what is your thoughts on the toast? How do you like it? Do you like it well done, slightly coloured bread? Do you like butter on it? Jam, marmolade perhaps? I was just wondering.

Also, have you seen my shoe lasses? My suspisions are Jack stole them all to make a long skipping rope. What do you think?"

Perfect Jack wrote:

As for the weights, I improvised. Got a problem?

As a matter of fact yes I do have a problem. I miss banging your mother. She moans a lot like you and you have her eyes.

Peter: Do You Think We'll Nominate This Week As Someone Normally Goes On Fridays ?

boschbourne06 wrote:

Peter: Do You Think We'll Nominate This Week As Someone Normally Goes On Fridays ?

"I havent a clue. Big Brother is not with it this week so god knows what will happen"

Peter: If Nothing Happens This Week I Can See Something Like A Task And Loser Leaves The House Or A Shock Nominations Where The One With The Most Votes Will Be Evicted Or Even Two Go Next Friday.

You Got Any Ideas ?

Well something needs to happen. You could touch the tension in this house with a knife and it is starting to get to a few people.

"To be honest Fudge, I can't stand toast, it makes me feel sick, and all those carbs are terrible for my strict diet and exercise regime. It's not easy to look as good as this.

And I think that would make sense, Jack seems like a sneaky twat, he turns up for a few minutes every day to slag everybody off then dissapears again, it's weird."

CoughSplutter wrote:

Well something needs to happen. You could touch the tension in this house with a knife and it is starting to get to a few people.

Peter: If its Nominations i have a feeling on who will be up and if its most nominations leaves the house i no who will go.

*Jamie goes into the garden and begins to climb to the roof*

Ahhh, with no Big Brother to stop me I can become king of the world.

*Thunder rumbles in the distance as he reaches the top of the roof*

Peter: Didn't You Fall Last Time ?

"Jamie, I would of joined ypu up there but I didn't want to.

Brick, I totally agree. I think you should all vote for him. Persoally I can't because I promised I wouldn't vote for him while I am still in the house.

Peter and Dave, A task sounds good but I think Big Brother is running out of Ideas hence he hasn't been around a while"

Mackem wrote:

Perfect Jack wrote:

As for the weights, I improvised. Got a problem?

As a matter of fact yes I do have a problem. I miss banging your mother. She moans a lot like you and you have her eyes.

"It is sad to see someone of your age has to resort to insults like that. Fudge, as Big Brother is not here, I have something for you."

Perfect Jack goes over to Fudge and punches him in the jaw. Fudge falls to the floor holding his jaw.

"Maybe you will think twice about insulting my mother. As for you Brick, you are as useful as a ash tray on a motorbike. So I would think twice before calling someone a twat as all you seem to do is look in the mirror."

Nah, that was Devin. And he jumped. Safe as houses up here mate. You should come up too. Theres a storm coming though but got a nice view of the lightening.

With Big Brother away its like Martial Law in here, all we need to do is find someone who will take command in Big Brothers absence.

Peter: I think he should maybe watch our behaviour and and give us a task to deal with it e.g. brick loves staring at himself give him a task where he cant then or have us swap shoes and we act like someone else in here anything to liven this place up hasn't been alot of Tasks this year which im bit disappointed about I was looking forward to them.

Perfect Jack wrote:

Mackem wrote:

Perfect Jack wrote:

As for the weights, I improvised. Got a problem?

As a matter of fact yes I do have a problem. I miss banging your mother. She moans a lot like you and you have her eyes.

"It is sad to see someone of your age has to resort to insults like that. Fudge, as Big Brother is not here, I have something for you."

Perfect Jack goes over to Fudge and punches him in the jaw. Fudge falls to the floor holding his jaw.

"OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!! first off, I wasn't insulting her. If I was insulting her I would of called her a filthy slag but I didn't. I said I miss her banging her you cloth eared twat"

CoughSplutter wrote:

With Big Brother away its like Martial Law in here, all we need to do is find someone who will take command in Big Brothers absence.

Peter: im happy to take control as i think i could set things right for tomorrow (Peter Laughs)

Geronimo(Jamie Thurtle) wrote:

Nah, that was Devin. And he jumped. Safe as houses up here mate. You should come up too. Theres a storm coming though but got a nice view of the lightening.

Peter Joins Jamie on the roof and sits to watch the lighting ahead

Lay off Fudge eh.

I was going to suggest you anyway Pete

CoughSplutter wrote:

Lay off Fudge eh.

"You telling me to lay off or are you telling Jack to lay off me?"