Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

*Jamie runs in and takes Chico's beers and pours them all over Chico's mattress, Brick is the only one to witness this*

You didn't see anyyyything...

*Jamie runs away and hides under the table*

Brick walks up to Chico.

"Jamie poured beer all over your matress, you might want to take care of him."

InvincibleIleak wrote:

Brick walks up to Chico.

"Jamie poured beer all over your matress, you might want to take care of him."

{ awesome}

Fudge hears Brick talking to Chico.

"JAmie woildn't waste beer like that"

"I watched him do it. And that's why he's no underneath a table. Just look at him"

They turn and look at Jamie who is giggling to himself under the table.

*Jamie is now highly intoxicated on the love of his Lord, Lord Carlsberg*

You know what Brick, fuck you. Fuck you Brick. No wait I'm sorry, I, I, I...

*Jamie farts and passes out on the floor*

Fudge pisses on JAmie to bring him round

"Hey wake up, Brick is pissing on you."

"Cheers Brick"

*Chico walks over to Jamie's bed and pisses on it.*

"You want to make it look like I pissed my bed, I'm going to actually piss on yours!"

*Chico then lies his head on his own pillow. Forgetting that a 3rd beercan he stole (unbeknownst to the others) is still underneath the pillow, Chico causes the can to fizz and explode slightly*

"FUCK"

*Chico, in a panic, lobs the can into the air where it gets jammed in the air conditioning causing a beer like sprinkler system covering the bedroom. Chico then hides under the table with Jamie*

*Jamie slaps Brick in the face*

Dontchu pish on me you wanker.

*Jamie stumbles into the bedroom and mistakes Bricks bed for the toilet, leaving a brown smear across his pillow*

Oh craaap!

*Jamie hides in his suitcase*

Brick walks over to Jamie's suitcase and starts kicking it, not realising Jamie is inside. He just shrugs at his bed, since there are a load of spare beds since people have been evicted.

Chico goes to the toaster toilet with the intention of cleaning it. Chico pours an entire bottle of Dettol into the bowl and drops a candle in there too, causing a blazing inferno.

"Well, the house has truly sparked into life tonight!"

A look of horror grows across Chico's face as he recognizes the quality of that joke. Chico then walks away from the bathroom.

Well done you six! you have made it to the last.....six from ten contestants!

rick
chris
princess
devin
and perfect jack were no match for you and rocky you survived what could of been an embarassing exit
.....

However big brother does not like the number 6 therfore you remaining six

Brick
Peter
Benson
Fudge
Jamie
Chico

Must send two nominations to big brother for people to be up for eviction.......Rememeber sometimes the power lies within

Peter exits the diary room from nominations looking rather chuffed

*Jamie goes to the diary room*

In a hypothetical situation upon wence one was to not nominate, what would one expect the repercussions of his actions to be?

Peter Wonders The House Looking For Something To Do.

Chico turns to Jamie.

"You'll probably get kicked out, BB seems harsh this year...to most housemates."

*Dave exits the diary room after submitting his nominations*

"Thats my votes in guys.... time to relax for the rest of the day"

*Dave goes out to the pool for a quick swim*

Peter: Did you find it easy ?

I found the first one easy but the second one hard

Yeah same here, first one was really easy although had to think about the second one.

Peter: But it was always going to get to that stage .

Yeah true, with limited numbvers and being so close to the final it gets difficult for us to nominate people we have grown close to in the last few weeks.

Peter: I hope a certain someone's up and goes

Chico: I agree

I agree also.

{lol}

Peter: So You No Who Im Talking About Then

Chico: Of course