Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

"So if we were all hiding - who was looking?"

Fudge sits down with a puzzled look on his face

Peter: I wasn't hiding but i wasn't looking either so i have no idea what you were doing.

Peter goes & collects all the plates & bowls he hid two days ago & puts them back with the 4 he left.

Peter goes and tells the housemates

Peter: I just won the rest of our bowls & plates back in the diary room.

Chico: "How?"

Peter: I went in there asking them if we could get them back as its horrible having to share plates & bowls they set me a task in the diary room and all it was, was answering questions about the remaining housemates like your one was who is a previous winner of big brother and has re-entered the house i needed 3 out of 5 and got them so we can all have a plate and bowl.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *pauses for breath* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored.

"Hey guys, I'm beginning to wonder how you lot made it this far. Peter, You've gone quiet again, as have you Dave. It was more fun when you two were an item. Jamie, come on man, you havent had a shit in 4 days and Cheeks, less said about you the better!"

{My PC's broke mack thats why i haven't done much}

Peter: i've been one of the housemates who does stuff around here other than you.

Pete, tell Fudge to fuck off once in a while, it won't kill you and it could deflate his huge ego a little.

Peter laughs

Peter: I dont no where that came from after all he went into hiding for 2 days.

I do stuff all the time Fudge.... (Sarcasticly) HOW DARE YOU...)

boschbourne06 wrote:

Peter laughs

Peter: I dont no where that came from after all he went into hiding for 2 days.

Because he assumed the viewers would miss his crazy antics...he was wrong.

Rocky wrote:

boschbourne06 wrote:

Peter laughs

Peter: I dont no where that came from after all he went into hiding for 2 days.

Because he assumed the viewers would miss his crazy antics...he was wrong.

I bet they'd miss you if you went though? You always seem to be on your period you big fanny.

*Jamie goes for a massive shit which takes an hour and a half. He is very constipated and the toilet overflows with the loo paper making it impossible to flush*

BIg brother find it wierd how a housemate would remind viewers he is "entertaining" as it would seem as a gameplan and beggin for votes and would cost him votes

ANYWAY EVICTION RESULTS SOON WHEN I CAN be calmer and sober so a few glasses of water and it will be dandy

chico 3
jamie 2
fudge 2
dave 2
peter 1


Remember big brother said the power lied within so therfore who chico nominated shall face the public vote

Housemates will not find out who is nominated untill the eviction has taken place only rocky shall know

Fudge stands up and claps his hands.

"Well well well, You lot are here. All it took was for one person to say something about yous. Now lets make the remainder of our time fun."

Peter: Good Luck to everyone as it looks a close one. its getting serious now this is were the cracks will show.

Peter: So we have time to kiss up to you then Chico (Peter Laughs)

Fudge goes over to Peter and challanges him to a game of Danger Wank in the Snug

"Are you up to it then Pete?"

*Walks over to Fudge and Peter*

"Hello guys, dont know what you are doing but I have kept quiet for the last few days because of ill health. Suffice to say I am well again, and am raring to get up to some mischief in these last few days.

"What do you have in mind?

1st of, I think we should try and lok all the bathroom and toilet doors and tell Jamie that BB has to do maintenance on toilets. It will be believable as he shits in them all the time"

"Follow my lead"

*Dave grabs an empty bucket from outside and tips the fag ends on the ground. He fills the bucket with water and hangs it upon an ajar door*

"Now we play the waiting game"

*Jamie collects the fag ends and mixes them in a egg and mayo sandwich. He procedes to give Pete the sandwich*

Mackem wrote:

Fudge goes over to Peter and challanges him to a game of Danger Wank in the Snug

"Are you up to it then Pete?"

what do you do ?