Mysteries of professional wrestling

There Mysteries I can't complain even after such a long time, since I'm watching WWE:
(Sorry about the sloppy english!)

Why are hating enemies only fighting their fueds in the ring. If I would see that ass I'll kick him even in the dressingroom! And of course I won't wait 7 days till revenge!!

-Why are there all that tables and ladders under the ring? Damn, they could been use as a weapon!!
-Who fires that idiot, which forgets to clean up the ringside from bags with thumbtacks?
-Why is nobody firing that electrician who still accepts, that the UT always switches out the light?

I still can't find 'parts unknown' at google earth.

Why are there always guys, which run in, disturb the fight and there is no friend who helps the attacked wrestler?

I' shaked the ropes a lot of times, but I didn't get the Ultimate warriors strength :-(

Why are wrestlers only bleeding at the forehead?

-Couldn't you make enough money with wrestling or why have IRS, The Repoman, Sparky Plug and other worked in other Jobs?
-How has the million Dollar man become that million? And why isn't he just builiding his own company?

Why do Refs always get knocked out? Even Special refs need only one single hit!

Why does no Match end while the commercialbreak?

-If would lay upon the turnbuckle in a match against Kennedy. My lifesense would bring me to leave it, cause that idiot is damn sure going to do a header with you in front!!
-And if my ass already gets kicked by hunter, I would never step up. Could be, he's going to do a Pedigree with you!
-In a match with HBK I would fall down if I hear somebody stomping on the ground, but I would definetely not struggle through the ring to see, what might happen?
-I can also imagine a chance to keep away from the 619, but I don't want to make it public!!

If I would be a company as big as the WWE I would better use resistable ladders! Somebody could be hurt by using the cheap ones!!

If Kahli wouldn't spread his arms by falling in the ropes, he would probaply not be knotted in them!

Has anybody ever seen a referee who believes a wrestler: ,,Oh, if you say, that it's been a 3-count, than you won that match!"

-At the PPVs only the ECW-table breaks all the time! If I would be the company, I would buy more resisting ones!
-What luck, that it breaks not before the last ECW-match has ended!
-What grace, that even violent Wrestler first take the monitors from the comment-tables. Somebody could get hurt! ,,Stay save, don't try this!"




Do you have any answers or questions left?

nice post, its all very convinient isnt it

convinient (*retailiant*)

Sure it is. Strange, don't you think?

i dont think its strange, its just pre-prepared to save time, ie tables under the ring etc

it's not real lool

Yeah dude it did sound knida markish right there but some points are good like the ref 'dying' from one punch.
But if the wrestlings good enough to captivate you then its creates an illusion that all of that is real but i guess they have to do this stuff to put on the matches.

When i saw the title i thought it was gonna be stuff about letting New Jack near people and how the hell they didnt attach a rope securly to Owen Hart etc.

Those are some pretty cool thoughts man. Refs don't even need to get punched. Push them over and they just lie there lifeless.

Wretlers only bleed at the forehead because that's the most visible to spectators. However, so is the back. So then why don't wrestlers bleed from the back when slammed onto a layer of thumbtacks?

wow u typed alot but sum of the stuff u ask is kinda obvious

its for show to make the show interesting

one thing hit me was that u ask y no match end in commercial break is that they match rnt live

and it would be gay if it ended and no1 saw wt happen

anyway i seen wrestlers bleed not just from the forehead from there arm,chin,lip,inside there mouth and so on

best hope sexton doesnt see this seems like his only in wrestling post

hahaha those r some nice thoughts

aidain has posted a canny good watch in youre posts something like secret of pro wrstling if anyones intrested

Yeah everything is very convienient o wait its suppose to be otherwise we would never get extra viiolence and cheating.

Don't ever bring relatives to the arena.
They will definetely be hitted. And even, it's only an accident.

Stay save! Stay @ home!!!!

How come divas get embarrised when they get stripped to there bra and panties in a bra and panties match, yet they pose with next to nothing on anyway?

Good question.


Another one: When all the female superstars I know, have big booooobies, I combine: Flat ones can't wrestle. Correct me, if I'm wrong. (*sexist*)

*coughGailKimcough*

Also, does Awesome Kong qualify as having big boobies? And who said the female superstars with boobies could wrestle?

Are you saying one's with big tits can't wrestle or one's with small???

That TNA chick(can't for the life of me remember her name) has small tits, and she is one of the best female wrestlers around.

The goth looking chick that was with the new age outlaws, someone help me out.

roxxi leevuax ?

Lita?

Junior wrote:

roxxi leevuax ?

That's the one, that bitch can go, and she has practically no tits at-all

and bald

Fucking stupid Russo.

were chatting bout naked bald chciks we need some women on this forum ASAP

I was talking about chicks with no tits that can wrestle.

you're minds running away with you JNR.