Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

Peter Cant believe what just went down but is interested to no what jamie thinks on daves question

You laughed and took it in good humour though.

Jamie, or Steve as he likes to be called is just stirring the pot and I am the only one who can see it.

CoughSplutter wrote:

Hmmmhmmm I never had an arguement with Fudge I was trying to get him to calm down. Jack laughed and said well done.

When you say no one else hangs about with Peter do you mean that in a bad way towards him?

*Jamie comes out of the loo, with a skid mark on his trousers*

No I mean he never gets a chance to be with anyone else. It seems that you always want him to be with you. Maybe you dont see it but thats how it appears.

And you always argue with Fudge. Ever since he stole the cock.

And I'm hardly stirring anything, I'm saying it how I see it. You have made me snap.

I see it to my friend. My eyes have been opened to his stirring.

A smash is heard as a chair goes flying through the glass door to the outside. Brick jumps through the hole made by the chair, he lifts the chair up and throws it at Jack, hitting him, before grabbing Dave and throwing him in the pool, and then kicking Peter in the head, he screams and heabutts Jamie before grabbing Fudge's head and wrangling it around while shouting, he pushes Fudge away before climbing to the roof and taking off his speedos so he is completly naked and starts pissing on everyone in the garden.

Well the "way it appears" is that you are losing control of the house and you cant stand it. I think you should take a step back and think about what you are going to say before you say it.

Perfect Jack gets up and stumbles inside the house holding his head.

"I'll get that bastard. His own stupidity will be his downfall."

*Dave gets out of the pool holding his head*

"At least through all this we still all have the same mutual enemy".

Good on you Jack I thought I was the only one.

Brick takes a shit on the roof, before climbing down.

I love how one arguement against you and you try to turn the house against me.

I never had control of the house you thick shit. I've had one argument for fuck sake.

*Jamie motions at Dave and goes to the dairy room*

Expect to hear an announcement soon lads. Bye.

Ho Jamie/Steve thats like you, Attention seeking and pot stirring.

Oh I am sitting on the edge of my seat in anticipation. It will no doubt be something to get you attention.

No problem Dave.

Brick I would be careful if I were you. There are some very interesting objects in this house that can be wrapped around your skull.

"Like your penis? Yeah you sick freak!"

"You would like that wouldn't you sick freak. Brick you disgust me. It's people like that who steal oxygen. I think I might put an end to that. But not at this very minute. But soon."

"Ooooo how menancing, shut the fuck up you douche!"

Perfect Jack laughs.

"Don't hide your insecurities Brick. Inside that exterior lies a boy trapped inside craving for attention. Craving for love. Brick. You have bigger issues than me. So I would suggest that you solve them."

Perfect Jack walks away to the bedroom.

[ive only been away for 2 hours and all this happens. this is awesome]

"Well Dave first off, it wasn't your argument. It was between me and Jack but you got involved - and you call Jamie an attention seeker.

Jack - I wasn't insulting your mother. Like I said i didn't once call for something bad. I said I was banging her - I only make love to beautiful women so really I called your mother beautiful.

Peter - Is there any hotdogs?

Brick - Exactly why people don't like you.

Jamie - You're all right.

Chico - are you still here??"

"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

That sound echos through the house as Chico runs and jumps to headbutt the bedroom door.

"thats good, I know who to vote for now"

Chico approaches Fudge.

"So, how do you plan to deal with Dave and Jack?"

"Well it all depends on if you want to join in or just sit back and watch the fireworks?"

Fudge I was still insulted by it. However, I will take an apology.

Mackem wrote:

"Well it all depends on if you want to join in or just sit back and watch the fireworks?"

"I was lucky to get this second opportunity, I'm not going to waste it. I'm in!"

*Dave has an angry look on his face after what Chico and Fudge said*

"I have had enough, I am going to the diary room"

*Shouting and Screaming*

"I'M FUCKING GOING"

*Presses button and waits for Big Brother*