Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

Peter: The what ?

MA MUTHAFUCKIN' SAMICH!!! YOU KNOW BLT, CHEESE, HAM, PEANUT BUTTER, JAM. SAMICHES. GET ME SOME FUCKIN' SAMICHES WHILE I POOP OTHERWISE IMMA BEE REALLY REALLY PISSED OFF. CAPICHE!?

*Jamie goes to poop*

Peter Laughs

Peter: i would make it but im far too tired

"Peter, make him a sandwich but put some fairy liquid in it."

Peter makes the sandwich & puts some fairy liquid in the sandwich. He puts it on a plate & cuts it ready for jamie

boschbourne06 wrote:

Peter makes the sandwich & puts some fairy liquid in the sandwich. He puts it on a plate & cuts it ready for jamie

" good man, i'll go and give him a knock and tell him its ready"

Fudge goes to the bathroom to find Jamie

"Yo Jaymaister, your Samich is ready. not much ham left though so thats rationed but the rest is there"

*Jamie eats his samich*

Nomnomnomnomnomnom...

*Turns to Pete*

Not bad mate, bit bubbly, but my mouth feels squeeky clean so whatever you did there saved me brushing my teeth.

*Jamie burps up a few bubbles*

Fudge goes around popping the bubbles from Jamie's burp.

"How you do that Jamie?"

Fudge goes to the garden and attempt the world record for the longest handstand

Chico pushes Fudge over

*Jamie arrests Chico for assault. As a police officer Jamie holds Chico down and orders Big Brother to call for backup to have Chico charged and taken from the Big Brother house*

You are under arrest, anything you do or say may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand?

Chico wonders how dragging him to the floor is not also assault?

"Fuck you pig, me familia will slice you!"

Peter then charges out & rugby tackles Jamie

Peter then tickles Fudge to make him fall over

*Jamie falls in the pool*

Peter: I Run The Shit Around Here Now

*Jamie climbs out of the pool and takes his hourly shit in Pete's trainers*

Now you can run in the shit too.

Fudge speaks.

"I think we should have a tag team match. Fudge and Jamie against Cheeks and Peter"

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