Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

Peter: Oh Lord i see a arugment coming

Both. Leave the mothers out of this.... Its unnessessary.

*Jamie gets out some rope and ties it to his ankle*

Pete, hold this I'm gonna bungie jump into the pool...

CoughSplutter wrote:

Both. Leave the mothers out of this.... Its unnessessary.

"And twating me in the jaw is?"

Peter: What Are You Mad You'll Smash Your Head On The Bottom Of The Poll

*Jamie goes into the pool and Dave closes the lid*

*Housemates can still see Jamie because the lid is transparent*

"You still want attention??? Well you got it. Kudos.

Mackem wrote:

CoughSplutter wrote:

Both. Leave the mothers out of this.... Its unnessessary.

"And twating me in the jaw is?"

Well you bad mouthed his mother first. Just dont go there, leave it at that.

Peter: He Could Drown With The Lid On It.

"Hitting you was necessary. You insulted my mother and you expected to get away with it? And then you do it again? You really are stupid."

Perfect Jack hits Fudge in the gut. Fudge falls to the floor.

"If you don't like the consequences then do not commit the crime. It's that simple."

Nah. There is a 2 metre height difference between the top of the lid and the top of the water, he will be fine. He wants the attenion anyway.

"Had enough of this"

*Dave puts Jack in a head lock whist continually punching him until he begs Dave to stop*

"Motherfucker"

{Im Sure The BB Security Would Have Came In By Now lol}

Peter Is Stuck on the roof

*Dave climbs on roof and gives Peter a firemans lift down*

"Dont go there again, why were you on there?"

Peter Is Laughing As He Gets Carried Down

Peter: Thank You Dave I Went Up There For The Site Of The Lightening

Ah I was tempted to do that myself but I am caught up in other stuff here. Mind giving me a hand with all this, we are the leaders of the martial law?

*Jamie climbs out of the pool*

Dave, you sir are a fucking hipocrite. You say violence etc. is disgracful and now look at you. You try to avoid confrontation but by being the most boring, idiot and backstabbing cunt in the house, you bring it on yourself.

All you do is try to break up arguments and prevent fun. Why? Because you are such a boring little shite you know anything we do will show you up to be the most mediocre guy in here.

Fuck you Dave, I think I'm going to spend time with Fudge. He may have a habit of stealing shit but at least hes a laugh unlike you, you morbid shit.

Perfect Jack holds his neck.

"Dave that was pretty impressive. But I would love for you to try that again."

Peter: Right Lets Sort This Crap Out

How? Everyone hates Dave. Let the cunt sort it out himself. Don't let him bring you down mate.

*Jamie sticks his finger up at Dave*

Excuse me you cunt, where the fuck do you get off talking to me like that? I have only ever interviened in arguements/fights if they esculated out of control. I dont mind them, never had.

You wanted attention so I gave you the attention and as for you hanging with Fudge now, well I am sure me and Peter will survive. Needless to say me and Peter are also good friends with Fudge.

Peter: Im Going To start dinner if no one here does it'll never get done burgers alright for everyone ?

Cheers Jack suffice to say I know a thing or two.

And Jamie/Steve what have I done to make "everyone" hate me?

Why do you have to be with Peter all the time. No one other than you ever talks to him. Stop treating him like a dog you fucking control freak. And nothing gets out of control. We have an arguement, a punch might be thrown, we get over it. Shit happens.

Although with you around shit all happens.

And as for making everyone hate you. You just attacked Jack, locked me in a pool, argued with Fudge and Brick hates everyone. Apart from Pete, who is just plain nice, most think you are a bit of a prick.

Now if you don't mind I'm going for a dump.

Hmmmhmmm I never had an arguement with Fudge I was trying to get him to calm down. Jack laughed and said well done.

When you say no one else hangs about with Peter do you mean that in a bad way towards him?

Jamie you are right he did attack me for no reason and Peter is a nice fella, burgers are fine for me.

Fudge it would be in your best interest to stay away from me for a while.