Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

Perfect Jack gets up and goes to the lounge.

"Gazza, you are a dick."

Who shat on Fudge's clothes and why?

EDIT: Never mind, I'm also laughing at the potential diary room death of Peter Dickens.

Peter Has Finally figured out the lock system and gets it open and walks back into the diary room

Peter: There you go Big brother i got out of there may have took a while, to be honest i enjoyed the break from certain housemates but im rather hungry now.

Peter Returns to the house

Peter: Hi All !!!!!!

"Hello Peter, you havenn't missed much apart from Gazza shitting on my clothes. Apart from that we have ate, drank and slept. Gripping stuff!"

Peter: What a vile thing to do. Who is he ?

And Was there a reason he done that ?

"Some drunken Geordie. He was a great footballer in his day but now he's throwing his life away with drink and drugs.

Anyway, enough about him. How did you crack the lock? was it a combination lock? and code lock? Or was it one of those where there are multiple locks?"

Peter: There was 3 locks The first one was a combination of numbers which ended up being the year of birth the first big brother winner and the second had like a 1,000 keys on one key ring chain and you had to find the right key to open the door and of course its always the last key you check and the last one which was easy was a couple of math questions to get out the hardest part was all the keys together nightmare. As you would think have i done this key or not.

"I can imagine sweet cheeks. AAAaRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Fudge has cramp in his leg

Peter: So Wheres The Rest Of The House Mates ?

"I've been wondering that for the past week"

Perfect Jack gets up and walks into the kitchen to make himself breakfast.

"afternoon all"

Is it just us four left now? Seems deserted in here.

*Tumbleweed conveniently rolls past to emphasise his point*

Think we need a task to liven the place up a bit. That or a new housemate. One of those would be swell.

"I agree jamie. I have a confession to make. It was me who turned off the water last week. It was me who broke the toilet. It was me who put the microwave out of action. I done those thing to see if I could get a reaction. Clearly it didn't work."

Welcome back to civilisation Peter, been a few days. I am in two minds whether or not I am happy to see Jamie no longer on his 3 day sleeping thing though.

Nonetheless welcome back.

Fudge wishes to speak to Jack in the snug

CoughSplutter wrote:

Welcome back to civilisation Peter, been a few days. I am in two minds whether or not I am happy to see Jamie no longer on his 3 day sleeping thing though.

Nonetheless welcome back.

Peter: Why whats happened between you and jamie since i've been gone ?

He said to Jack that he would rather go to the diary room with him because he didnt want to be alone with me... Havent spoken to him since.

Peter: Wow ... Do you no why he said that ? i think you should try talking to get this sorted as we were close to him.

Fudge over heres conversation

"I think oyu should leave it tbh. By the sounds of things he is in the wrong so let him make 1st move"

Peter: Do you no why he said what he said ?

No idea, it was a few days ago now. While I dont 100% agree with what Fudge suggests, I do think we should wait a while and see what he has to say.

Brick is in the bedroom working out by lifting up people's suitcases.

this is big brother at 10:07 pm tonight paul gascoigne was taken to hospital after he enterd a zoo and attempted to wrestle a lion there shall be a new housemate taking his place in due course

Hey Davo, been hearing that I've upset you recently. Not sure what I've actually done but I'm sure it wasn't something I did to intentionally hurt you. Most of the stuff I do in the house is done spontainiously, I do things. Thats me. A doer. Not much of a thinking.

Im sure we can sort this out mate.

What do you guys think of the new housemate? Hope its a hot bird. Gagging for some poon at the moment.

Yes well its done now, if you want to speak to me, come to speak to me outisde when your ready. I will be there with Peter, you can talk to us both and we will be together, albeit not on good terms, for the first time in a while.