SMACKDOWN! Review (as i watch)

I watched some lame arse films last night so missed SMACKDOWN! so i decided to bring back a old friend the review as you watch that medium sucsess . So check back every 5 mins or so nd by the end of smackdown hour hour and a half or whatever well have a full review.Sorry bout not doing many reviews as of late but tbh i lost my intreset in wrestling and still have a little much rather watch IMPACT than Raw . Anyroad here it goes.....
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*Get told the casket match is back and its on smackdown so itll be a crap casket match mind you i cant remember a decent one ?*

*Segment with Chavo vickie and mr.Show . I defiantley think chavo is turning in to what Jamie Noble was on SMACKDOWN ! at one point you know every week facing some "megastar" and getting his arse handedto him . Iv never rated chavo untill i saw some ofhis WCW stuff and his amazing but at the moment hes wank!. BRING BACK THE CRUSERWEIGHTS!!!!!*

*Also a key focus on halloween maybe a decent show then ? . na proablly not god i hate halloween . its a "special" smackdown cause of it though so---*

*LMFAO JR as a navy fat boy know thast a costume itll scare the shiteout of ou as for Tazz too fatfor the army ....im jus saying

*First Match Miz + Morrisn v The Colons (< still makes me laugh)Anyroad i thought miz and morrison was on ecw/raw why they on smackdown?.Hmmm they seem to not be that strict on the brands these days. fair enough iv said it before and ill say it again WOMEN-raw TAG-smackdown adn ECW-cruserweights . you dig?.4 future stars kicking off smackdown IMO although i get a feeling Miz wont makeit just a hunch steriods or saink no reason whatsoever he just strikes me as a person who should make it but wont . Ken shamrock anyone?.Is primo cruserwight weight . if not bring it back as a higher weight this guy is amazing!. Just had a thought Evan bourne when he reuerns has a rivalry with Morrison know thats a match i want to see . And gives MNM 3 months or so to break up properly not puusy quick way deuce n domino anyone?.OK know why the heck do The ""WWE UNIVERSE"" claim mysterio as the most atheltical hihg flyer erm look at primo look at john flamming morrison FFS.Nevrtheless good face v heel match good heel finish good start to show expect the same for the rest of show....ok im pushing it but lets see *
MATCH RATING: 1/2 Out of 5

*An chinese with a american accent can that not make you augh? . v a VERY VERY god upcoming heel brian kendrick a old school heel. OH AND LOOK WHAT both cruserweights . I swear to god if they brang back the cruserweights my love for wrestling and WWE would come back .I can see it know the matches you could have Jimmy v kendrick v primo v supercrazy e,t.c it woudl be ace!.Anyway my betting on this match is kenndrick dirty win and ezakiel attacks JWY after and super craz wiht the save...im jus saying.JWY is holding his chest he looks hurt .Or he is good at selling ...Ah BOOOOO! shite finish! hate dqs there so cheap i know were meant to but it ruined an "ok" match :@. And no SUper Crazy! did they think ah fuck it he had 2 weeks. why we need smackdown ppv raw ppv cause then people like Crazy may get more time :@.God im pissed off with that!*
MATCH RATING Out Of 5

*Khali as a face Awwwww wont those indinas be pleasead Awwwww size matters obvious joke of the year goes to drum rollll WWE*

*Know dont get me wrong guys!im finding this whole khali funny even if they did drop the jackass thing in its prime like they do with everything . But kiss cam 3 weeks think of something new something fresh! come on be imaginitive you are writters bloody sexton could do better with his ideas . Oh would ya look its a fat guy for a change...well i suppose at least it makes a change form a chick.....haha. Dya think they realsie tehre taking the piss.well i guess there plants so yeah i answerd my own question but hey ho onwards and upwards.EH? beatrice youre a guy wtf! :S it is a guy right? could they not afford a chcik so they though high ho get a man to play a chcik noone will notice.I SWEAR THAT WAS A MAN RIGHT??? very pg TWO GUYS! french kissign each other VERY PG *

*6 man tag theyll mention
henry is the world strongest man even though he isnt-TICK nice one jr.
Mysterios size-tick
Hardy teaming again-Tick-
mvps bonus-TICK -jr youre on a roll son*
kane hating mysterio -tick.
but this shit aintpredictable right? Sorry but im skipping this match i cnat even bear to watch it let me know if its any good ill give it a shout*
N/A Out Of 5

*Ooooo Kozlov! know im intrested - SMACKDONW! give me something good.HahA HELMS LOL. Kozlov although hes saying simple stuff and stupi he atcaully sounds good on him and hes getting over with the crowd in terms of hating him if thats possible ? :S. OH hey UP! HERE COMES tripleH triple h will squash Kozlov. EH? its not a match? I know triple h "is that good" he can even squash people in promos...im jus saying.....HAHAHAHAHAH you think tahst what he said and slagged off russia HAHAHAHAH YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY TRIPLEH OMFG U MADE A ROCKY JOKE IM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF hahahaha ... NOT!*

*YAY a cena programme elts all bum cena yeah he was awesome yeah he was great stop reaidng the fucking autocue! you think hes a total prick just like we do! "im jus syaing" *

*6 Diva tag match ding don expect tos ee festues i tell ya. when are maria and micheel fightin? heck i dont give a shit . An errection joke ! well thats another moment for a smackdown full of moments and heres one for luck nofestues makes junior cry like baby .*

*OMG! even the announcer is in costume i was carefull not to use another i just did meh *

*Just wondering those of you who watch online do any of you NOT skip the undertake entarnce .Oh look whos at ringside OMG ! didnt see that coming honest Haha casket cam know thats cool!. Ok match very predictable*

*kozlov will beat taker not farley mind.*

Like i said smackdown had way too many moments nowher near last weeks standards 1/2 out of 5
END OF REVIEW

casket match was complete shite imo. poor sd this week.

I agree with you about the show being pretty poor this week. However, I am sure that person Kahli kissed was a woman, just an ugly fat woman and she was obviously a plant. I wasn't sure about the previous couple of weeks, I still think they were genuine people but this week was so obviously fake.

I also agree they should bring back some of the RAW and Smackdown/ECW only PPV. It would give the lower mid card and low cards more TV time which people like Supercrazy, Jimmy Wang Yang, Funaki deserve. They should make Judgement Day, No Way Out and No Mercy RAW exclusive PPV's and give Smackdown, Backlash, Unforgiven and New Year's Revolution. One Night Stand, Cyber Sunday, Summerslam, Armageddeon, Survivor Series, Wrestlemania and Royal Rumble for all the brands.

The 6 Man Tag was OK, no different to any of the many other 6 Man Tags we have seen lately. What is the point of Tony Atlas though. He rarely gets involved in the matches and when he does, he always get beaten up! I can see Henry turning on him soon and setting up a weird feud between the two.

Those Cena promos are annoying me as well and I wish WWE stopped this new trend of revealing when wrestlers are about to return. I want a surprise return for once, like when Cena returned at this year's Rumble!

Triple H's promo was crap as usual. He speaks to his opponents like they are retards. He always seems to speak slowly and it gets on my nerves.

The Casket match was boring and I was expecting Chavo to win thanks to Show's help however like you said, Taker will lose to Kozlov next week probably with Show interference.

Rocky wrote:

I want a surprise return for once, like when Cena returned at this year's Rumble!

Aye but i want a nice suprise not a bad one

lol, I like Cena though. He can be a bit annoying at times with the childish promos and the way his matches are booked to make him look superhuman but he played a great heel on Smackdown and I would just love it if he returned at Survivor Series to screw Batista out of the title and even form an alliance with Orton for a while.

However, if he returns and just cuts a face promo on Jericho and Orton, I will be disappointed. His return at the Rumble this year was great though and no-one at all expected it.

MR.FRETHEBOB DID

never saw any cena heel only seen him since GAB07 and i watched his debut v kurt ...so the superman began....

The match with Kurt was good though, wasn't it?

Kurt: So what makes you so special?

Cena: RUTHLESS AGGRESSION! *slaps Kurt*

I would like to see a suprise return as well, but I guess it would be stale if they did it again. Unless they built it up as someone like The Rock returning and Cena gets involved saying how great this is going to be, and when it comes to being revealed Cena comes out laughing and saying how stupid the fans are.

I would like to see a Miz and Morrison/Colons feud if the Cryme Tyme one is over and give it some mic time.

I think the Khali Kiss Cam is getting stale already, its an unusual gimmick but even then I thought it could work if it was better than just Kiss Cam every week. Hopefully this will change next week.