Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan Or Hell Part Two

Rocky wrote:

"And you should Captain Thunderpants?! Even Barry Scott couldn't clean up the messes you make. You are literally full of shit!"

*Jamie does his belt up as he exits the bedroom*

The loo seems to disagree with that theory. I may smell, I may hae irritable bowel syndrome and I may be mentally retarded but damnit I love this place and I deserve to be here more than some has been trying to ride on the back of his previous, forgotten sucess.

Me, Pete and Mack have been here since day one. We've forged an unbreakable friendship that has been tested by the tribulations that have gone on in this house. We three shall stand tall as we enter the final week together, a unit, the best housemates this show has ever seen. Noew if you'll excuse me I have some cigars to smoke.

*Jamie wonders off*

Who's got a fucking lighter?

Fudge is quite upset that Jamie doesn't think he isn't part of the 'inbreakable friendship'. He goes outside to find Jamie.

"Who's Mack? Thats the 3rd time someone has mentioned him since we've been here. Is he a secret housemate?"

Oh it's just a nickname Dave gave you. No idea what it means but I just got confused in my emotional state. Sorry Fudge. Welcome to the unbreakable friendship.

[nice comeback ]

"It's ok mate. I'm not arsed about the unbreakable friendship to be honest. I don't want to be a replacement for Dave. It would be like reforming the BeeGee's and i'm not into that shit."

Geronimo(Jamie Thurtle) wrote:

Rocky wrote:

"And you should Captain Thunderpants?! Even Barry Scott couldn't clean up the messes you make. You are literally full of shit!"

*Jamie does his belt up as he exits the bedroom*

The loo seems to disagree with that theory. I may smell, I may hae irritable bowel syndrome and I may be mentally retarded but damnit I love this place and I deserve to be here more than some has been trying to ride on the back of his previous, forgotten sucess.

Me, Pete and Mack have been here since day one. We've forged an unbreakable friendship that has been tested by the tribulations that have gone on in this house. We three shall stand tall as we enter the final week together, a unit, the best housemates this show has ever seen. Noew if you'll excuse me I have some cigars to smoke.

*Jamie wonders off*

Who's got a fucking lighter?

A tad over-dramatic no?

"Trials and tribulations", is that what you call choosing what to have for breakfast eh?

And as for the best housemates comment, well that arrogance could cost you and your so called "unit".

Chico makes his way to the diary room where he requests if either Jack Bauer or Andrew from BBUK 11 can enter the house as a special guest?

*Jamie sticks his middle finger up behind Chico's back*

Boring shit.

Chico emerges from the diary room and blows a kiss to Jamie.

*Jamie grabs Chico's ass*

How you doin'. Could have told me how you felt earlier...

"I didn't know how you would react..."

Chico looks down at Jamie's crotch.

Yeah... Im gonna go change my pants. I'll see you in a bit tiger.

"A nice love stroy. I hope it was better than my love intrest"

*Jamie stumbles out of the bedroom naked*

You monster!! You fucking monster!!!

*Jamie hides in the garden behind the smoking area*

Ronnie Corbett emerges from the bedroom with a sock attached to his tackle. He doesn't seem to know what to do next...

(Can Someone fill me in on whats gone on in these 10 pages ?)

Ronnie Corbett raped Jamie, Jamie puts Chico up for eviction along with himself, Dave got evicted and thats about it.

Peter is alone in the bathroom he looks and sees the remaining house mates in the bedroom

Peter begins to cry over Daves eviction

Peter looks into the mirror

Peter: Dave i'm going to do this for you buddy.

Peter drys his eyes & has a wash And joins all the house mates

Peter: Good Luck Jamie & Chico wouldn't like to chose who goes & who stays

Dude, have you been crying?

Peter: No i was having a wash and got some soap in my eye where i put the soap on the flannel

boschbourne06 wrote:

Peter: Good Luck Jamie & Chico wouldn't like to chose who goes & who stays

"I think its an easy choice"

Peter: Yeah but you dont say it to there face do you (Peter Laughs)

boschbourne06 wrote:

Peter: Yeah but you dont say it to there face do you (Peter Laughs)

"I think you'll find I do. Cheeks knows I want him gone."

Mackem wrote:

boschbourne06 wrote:

Peter: Yeah but you dont say it to there face do you (Peter Laughs)

"I think you'll find I do. Cheeks knows I want him gone."

Chico wakes up and walks to the kitchen scowling at Fudge.

Peter: I never got on with him but he changed with me

*Jamie yawns and walks into the kitchen and gazes around in both horror and amazement*

Where's ma muthafuckin' samich!?