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If you can find a tin of tartin face paint then I reckon you should be allowed it.

Big brother can assure you no tartan paint will be allowed unless you buy it on youre shopping list when within the real house

*Dave goes over to bushes and trips up*

"Oh my Tartan face paint, dreams really do come true"

Damn

BTW if any fella wants to get a picture from google or saink for thier character could add to hillarity

What do you mean?

get a picture of google for youre charcter so its easier for people to picture

Ah right I see, yeah already got one for it, will put it up in a mo

Here's Princess:

Do we put them as our Niceboard picture.

no you dont have to post it here like you can as well if you really want but not neccesary

What happens for the winner? do they get a prize?

a weeks holiday in butlins

Count me in

Just come back from there!

princess goes to butlins i think youre getting confused

Name: Peter Dickens

Age: 21

Loacation/birthplace: Buckinghamshire

Brief History: Growing up was a easy life for me i got what i wanted when i wanted it you could say i control my parents. I attend private school thats where only the rich people get into cos there the only ones who can afford it. i have 3 cars all brand new i never brought them i got my parents fund to buy me them and they give me a fund for anything i have my own servant on hand at all times so i literally do absolutely nothing in the for myself i have people running around after me i mean whats the point of hiring people if your not going to use them its what their there for.

Likes/Disslikes: i love money simple thats the only thing i love. i hate talking about farts,burps,sex i think its just rude and people who talk about them in public alter be disgusted with themselves

What theyd add to house: i think i would had a spark in the house that would get alot of people talking on the outside about me i also think the house mates would enjoy conversation with me as i have the ability to talk to anyone and offer them advice you dont have higher education for nothing

Name: Chris Peacock

Age: 51 or 39 im don't remember

Loacation/birthplace: Bel Air

Brief History:
Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped - turned upside down,
And i'd like to take a minute,
just sit right there,
I'll tell you howI became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia, born an' raised, on the playground is where i spent mosta my days, Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, An' all shootin some B-ball outside of the school, When a couple o' guys who were up to no good, Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
she said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'

I whistled for a cab and when i came near, The license plate said 'Fresh',
And had dice in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home, smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!

I am now a preacher to the stars, i got Tom Cruise and John Travolta into Scientology.

Likes/Dislikes: Likes/ Bread, Bible, Netball, Woman, Beer, Pies, and Dogging. Dislikes/ Terrorsim, Milk, Brown Bread, Gays and Germany

What theyd add to house: I'd bring fun to the house with my preaching and Excessive Pie eating and Drinking, i won't shy away into a shell and die, i understand i have a somewhat unfortunate name... but i could use it in my favour. plus i could share with the house all the celebs i've wined and dined, and let out all there secrets.

Name: Brick Thompson

Age: 35

Bio: A bodybuilder, who is completly and utterly obsessed with himself, everything he talks about he turns into something about himself, spends at least 2 hours of the day lookng at himself in the mirror, thinks that girls want him and guys want to be him. He wears a wig because he has started to go bald early and always walks around in just swimming trunks to show off his body. He also has the bad habit of touching people when he talks to them, not in a sexual way, he'll just touch their arm or hold their shoulder. He claims to have slept with 200 women, and often will start listing their names. Will sometimes put on a Scottish accent for no reason whatsoever, and will constantly deny that he does it.

Likes: Himself. Mirrors, as long as it's himself looking into the mirror. Pictures of himself. Women. He also likes himself.

Dislikes: Anybody other than himself. Homosexuals. Skinny people.

What he'd bring to the house: Himself. Obviously, what more could the house ask for.

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perfeck jack and mackem then

Name: Perfect Jack
Age: 25
Location/birthplace: 6CW
Brief History: 6CW World Champion
Likes/Disslikes: nothing really
What theyd add to house: Perfection

Name: Fudge

Age: 26

Loacation/birthplace: Currently living in North East England.

Brief History: Hello, my name is Harry Bow but everyone knows me as 'Fudge'. Im a single straight guy who is good to get along with. I wouldnt say i'm ugly but I wouldnt say in good looking either. I'm 6ft, skinnhead, brown eyes. I don't drink or smoke. I like swimming and talking bollocks.

Likes: Pretty much anything. Dancing, singing, annoying people and making people laugh.

Disslikes: Mushrooms and hairy-toed lesbians

What theyd add to house: I would bring my suitcase, humour, fun and a lot more, so stay tuned

So no-one else dares to play as a woman?

Pussies.

macclads wrote:

So no-one else dares to play as a woman?

Pussies.

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