BB 2 Hell or Paradise Sign Up

Ok 8 confirmed so you 8 character away if anyone else is interested fill out a character sheet and if its good ill let you in as for 8 youre defo in but please fill in form


Name:
Age:
Loacation/birthplace:
Brief History:
Likes/Disslikes:
What theyd add to house:

Name: Dave Benson Phillips

Age: 28

Loacation/birthplace: Born in New York, living in Dumbarton

Brief History: I was born in the Big Apple and moved to Scotland when I was 7. My parents are both British born and I am hoping to get a taste of the British culture while in the house

Likes/Disslikes: Likes - Drinking, Playing games, Spreading rumours
Dislike - Moaning Bastards, rain

What theyd add to house: I would add a cheeky streak mixed in with humour and would show that the American dream is alive and well for those who want to live it.

Name: Princess Umbongo Makalaka
Age: 19
Loacation/birthplace: The People's Democratic Republic of Chad
Brief History: Princess Umbongo was born to the royal family of Chad, unfortunately a Royal family that was hounded out of the country for being inheritantly corrupt. Now given sanctitude in the UK she seeks fame and fortune at whatever cost.
Likes/Disslikes: The camera being on her, others attending to her needs and wants. Dislikes peasants and those that disagree with her
What theyd add to house: An air of class and dignity.

BB would like to thank and congratulate the first two housemate aahead of there entrance and congratulate princess on being the first female housemate to date

I am sure the men in the house will be kept busy with a princess in the house. wink wink

Big brother would like to remind everyone it only tolerates turkey slaps and not rape

Who says anything about rape. But if a drunk American/Scotsman and a princess come face to face sparks could fly.

Hi there I am Dave and I would like to ask all housemates to not do silly sterotypical remarks to me because I am American and Scottish.

NO I dont paint my face tartan colour

NO I am not overweight

NO I dont eat deep fried mars bars

YES I can get angry and impatient with others from time to time

leave it for the house matey 8)

Her Royal Highness, the Princess Umbongo requests that if you wish to speak to her to not look directly at her face and to bow at all times.
Her Royal Highness, the Princess Umbongo also states that she is to be addressed by her full title at all times.

Name: Devin
Age: 21
Loacation/birthplace: Mean streets of blackpool (crewe)
Brief History: As a boy young Devin had dreams of being a pro wrestler, he currently trains in manchester and hopes exposure from BB can get him into the business ala Miz. Devin is confrontational but likes to have a good time. Step up bring it.
Likes: The Football, The Drink, The Ladies, The Wrastlin and The good times
Dislikes: Probably you, Probably your whole family, especially if you are from an estate. Adverts. When people dont listen.
What theyd add to house: An opinion on fucking everything, good times, logic.

Devin therefore looks at Princess Umbongo tits, as per her request

Oh how uncouth, another uneducated parasite upon humanity. Woe is me.

(Princess Umbongo at the same time ensures her cleavage is on full show)

Well Hello there Devin, well done son for getting into the house, I hope to have many banter and drinks with you in the coming weeks. Where is everyone else?

Her Royal Highness, the Princess Umbongo I will try to remember that but I am half Scottish half American so please do forgive me if I slip up.

dont try and trick me, were not in yet

this is the audition house no? im watching you :sneer:

this is just the sign up

ok 3 done

waiting on

mackem
leek
perfect jack
bosch
el nino
then any others

were just milling around the bunch of hopefulls.

making idle chit chat

So are we not in yet?

If so this changes the complexion of the game already. While I am waiting I am goign to go paint my face..... perhaps tartan colour OH YEAH....

This is Big brother , big brother wishs to know if princess umbongo is tee-total due to her religion beliefs or if she is religious?

Big brother would like to remind housemates paint is banned within in the house however you may use the permanent markers supplied

devin draws himself a sting mask

Princess Umbongo is of the Animist faith, she believes that souls and spirits inhabit not only humans but animals, plants, rocks, thunder and other natural entities.

Due to that Princess Umbongo is happy to get pissed.

Junior wrote:

Big brother would like to remind housemates paint is banned within in the house however you may use the permanent markers supplied

Thats racism, how am I supposed to paint tartan on me without it being there forever.

Dave please refrain from calling people racists we dont want a jade goody situation

thank you

But what about my tartan face paint heritage?