Best comments you've heard from the crowd

like the title says what is the best comment you've heard someone say in the crowd?

for me it has to be at a Bristol City vs QPR game and someone sitting a couple of seats away shouted "those dirty nothern bastards" loved it me and my dad were laughing for a good minute or so about it.

Exeter fans have been doing the 'Dirty northern bastards' chants for years. Brilliantly, Torquay do it to us.

Celtic used to have this Italian defender called Enrico Annoni and he wasn't the best, anyway, after one dismal display by the team he was getting ready to come on and someone shouted "Aw Naw Annoni's oan anaw noo"

Which you really have to understand broad Glaswegian slang to get. it translates "Oh No, Annoni is on now" which hasn't got the same ring to it

Also in the last 16 tie in the Champions League Celtic vs AC Milan in the San Siro a guy standing beside me was just giving Kaka pelters the whole game, he actually said and meant " KAKA C'mon up here with us ya fucking dud" which is ludicrous

Grecian wrote:

Exeter fans have been doing the 'Dirty northern bastards' chants for years. Brilliantly, Torquay do it to us.

Yeah but QPR are a london club, making it funny lol.

Theres a few funny ones every now and then from behind me. Like when Peter Styvar played last season someone shouted "Styvar, get back to making the tea, that's why you were signed cus you can't play football!"

hahaa to be fair though horizon he wasnt really given a fair chance, still a good comment though

Hear some great ones down the Albion but they very rarely stick in my head but it's actually a chant that has stuck in my head:

"Should of gone christmas shopping" was sang last week against Sheff Wed when we were 4-0 up.

Horizon do you remember last christmas time either Swansea or Cardiff were playing us like last game before christmas and it was to the tune of do they know its christmas time:

"feed the Welsh, let them know christmas time.......

then filled in the other line as well that was a good one,

and always the neil warnock ones how could i forget everytime he comes to the gate now:


nnneeeeiiiiilllll waarrnnnock what a wanker, what a wanker

to the tune of yellow submarine:

Johnson says wanock is a cunt, warnock is a cunt, warnock is a cunt....... etc

a good few years ago there was some lads sat infront who had a nice conversation about goalkeeper lee camp.

it went like this, in my best thick chavy accent.

"urgh huh huh fucking CAMP hes like the first bloke to have 2 dads, camp huh huh huh"

"err mate youve got two dads aint you"

"urrrrrgghh yeh but thats different"

can the bristol fans sing.

"grow your afro back, growyourafroback" to nicky maynard please.

the word could get spread i reckon