Smackdown (Hairy Ass Spoilers)

Very average sort of night IMO really despite a relatively strong card on paper.

Edge and Vickie are getting nastier with each other, that could lead to hundreds of things, looks interesting.

Quick but tasty opener with Hardy and Benjamin. Looked like it just putting him in the US title picture really, next champ I reckon.

Kennedy and Deuce (I think) was a nothing match really. Just keeping the tension between him and MVP going. Fuck knows what Umaga's up to. I like this set up though, could lead to some really matches.

Then, the absolute worst part of the show. That prick Hornswoggle and Finlay against Miz and Morrison. THEY'RE ALL ECW. WTF. They then went on to have a technical masterpiece which will go down as one of the greats.

The HHH and Chavo. Bit of a squash really. Stupid size difference anyway, I hate cruisers and heavies mixing. Expected a wee bit more from this match though. They could have fleshed it out a bit more, maybe let Chavo have a move or two lol.

And then we have the divas match. Oh yay. It was the usual mindless booby fest. And is it me or did Cherry look more like she belonged on a council estate in Hull than a "diva". Strange look. Mercifully the match only lasted a few minutes finished with a pathetic sharpshooter from Natalya. And no JR, uncle Bret would not be proud.

Repeat match of last week with Jesse + Festus against Hawkins + Ryder. They decide not to have more than a 30 second match and get deliberately counted out (their plan never occurred to Jesse either). Then their plan backfired and they got a bit of a kicking. Maybe the main event will break the 5 minute barrier .

Then Stevie Richards appears in the ring . Ain't seen him for ages. But then Kozlov trots out lol. Wonder what happens here. Richards actually gets a teeny bit of offence in then there's some decent back and forth action. But then it ends with a stupid fucking head butt. This match was actually looking canny but that ending was bollocks.

Main event time. Edge took a good bashing on the outside then Edge knocked him down and used the (incredibly hard) kendo stick. Good performance from both here. Easily the best match of the night, saved the show I reckon. Again, a bit too short but still good.

Big Show was just about to behead Edge when Vickie stepped in stopping the match. Then they kiss and make up in the ring. How romantic. The marks are gonna hate this lol. So i guess we still might see a wedding.

I just saw the smackdown and it blows

I was laughing when edge broke it off with vickie

the first match was ok because of hard, benjamin seems like a Do*che

the other matches was boring nothing special

even the match with HHH, that match was so lame because HHH totally owned Chavo, but it was interesting that HHH was taunting Chavo and laughing at him in the beginning

The best fight is with big show it was awesome that he owned edge
but then the stupid vickie had to hv a light heart and go save edge

IN OTHER WORDS IT WAS LAME!!!

vickie edge angle was looking very intresting untill the end *sigh*

average main event suppose give it a bit of credit better than a kozlov sqaush on stevei R or Haitches first match on sd bieng against bloody Chavito

Kennedy MVP Feud could be great for the two young'ns fuck knows what umaga was doing guess they still have nothing for him to do

Shelton match was ...UTTER SHITE ! and yeah i mean it since going to sd where his critic hayes work he has towned down all but50% of his moves id say never does fuck all decent flying stuff and shite ending.

Thank god for the draft a couple of weeks a go still a average smackdown mind

awwwww man...i just saw SD.....i was really hoping they would continue with the vicky/edge calling the wedding off thing. what a lame ending, and big show just walked right out of the ring.....if someone stopped my match i'd kick the shit into em!

and after such a promising SD last week.....lets just hope this one is a blip and it maybe that things pick up next week!

Mexga5123 wrote:

I just saw the smackdown and it blows

I was laughing when edge broke it off with vickie

the first match was ok because of hard, benjamin seems like a Do*che

the other matches was boring nothing special

even the match with HHH, that match was so lame because HHH totally owned Chavo, but it was interesting that HHH was taunting Chavo and laughing at him in the beginning

The best fight is with big show it was awesome that he owned edge
but then the stupid vickie had to hv a light heart and go save edge

IN OTHER WORDS IT WAS LAME!!!

benjamin seems like a Do*che
the stupid vickie had to hv a light heart and go save edge

Wasn't the best SD, which is a shame because looking at the roster you'd expect things to be better than this, Edge and Vickie look to back together, could be intresting to see next friday what happens there...

No Jeff Hardy which was a strange one, Umaga is suppose to be getting a push on SD, instead he looks to go into a feud with Kennedy, who im disliking more by the week.

I thought after the draft SD would be the A show, first 2 weeks suggests not

I thought it was just as good as any othre Smackdown show
Not good enough to be the A show
I just think they could have found a better actor with a more subtle voice than Vikkie as its painful to listen to hear
And that cry shes developed OMFG please just stop her

Id agree her voice is painfully horrible, but it just gives the fans more reason to hate her lol

Her acting skills have developed since she first became GM tho, and working with one of the best heels in the wrestling industry today helps her alot

well what was the point of all that, the show has just voided last week, which was good.

I liked how the major bros were trying to get on vickies good side n maybe get tag matches.

but its been ballsed up, who bets the head writer is back haha.

i could have written a better second half of the show.

Anyone else not agre with my earlier Shelton satement

he probs will bring it back to smackdown

US HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE (yes ok mick)

no his moveset read my earlier comment LOL

oh yeh.

his finisher was well, erm yeh

better than kozlov ending

kozlov looked good but know im already bored of him to be totally honest LOL

Why did that match end like that though? I thought it was going fine and then it ends with a stupid headbutt. What's that all about?

head writer is obviously back and wanted more time for ruining smackdown with vickie again

he has a head of granite

They had way to many matches IMO. They could have left several off that card and had a few good ones. They had more matches than some PPV's. Silly.

aye the festues one was like 3 mins lol

Nearly all of them were. They were all around the five minute mark I think, except the main event.

i was thinking too, finaly edge can overcome people and win properly, but no.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


sack the bloody writers, unless somthing good happens.

only flaw was the fans didnt know whether to boo or cheer edge at the start.

jUST imagine how shite it would of been without the draft lol

see edge vs show could have just ended with edge smacking show, putting him out one week, then after the bash show gets edge, win or lose the title, just gets him and crushes him.

i was praying for edge to just slap vickie at the end, cos there is no point in having the wedding again, unless UNLESS its edges plan to not get beat up by the big show again.

even though edge dominated show till the end

Maybe itll be Edge realises he needs Vickie to get the title so he keeps saying yesah well get married real soon i promise untill h wisn title and dumps her arse.

then defends vs all comers?

he needs to look like he can wrestle again soon.

use her to get it then dump her, when he loses it say hes thought long and hard and wants to marry her.

she becomes this dead EASY type and then others may propose haha