Predict the Mania 34 card!

As always, a year early... go for it!

AJ Styles vs Finn Balor
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Seth Rollins
Brock Lesnar vs Samoa Joe vs CM Punk
Dean Ambrose vs John Cena
Bloodline vs an Undertaker Faction with Tommy End and Baron Corbin
Matt vs Jeff TLC
Sasha vs Becky vs Ronda Rousey Submission triple threat
Charlotte vs Noelle Foley dumpster match
The Revival vs The Young Bucks or Hardy Boyz vs The Young Bucks
Randy Orton vs The American Alpha Jason Jordon
Kurt Angle vs Daniel Bryan

pre show

Battle Royale
Womens tag team with the Ausies and the Scots
Cruiserweights TNA style world cup thing Japan, Uk, USA, Mexico. With Ali respresenting USA

Sexton Hardcastle wrote:

AJ Styles vs Finn Balor
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Seth Rollins
Brock Lesnar vs Samoa Joe vs CM Punk
Dean Ambrose vs John Cena
Bloodline vs an Undertaker Faction with Tommy End and Baron Corbin
Matt vs Jeff TLC
Sasha vs Becky vs Ronda Rousey Submission triple threat
Charlotte vs Noelle Foley dumpster match
The Revival vs The Young Bucks or Hardy Boyz vs The Young Bucks
Randy Orton vs The American Alpha Jason Jordon
Kurt Angle vs Daniel Bryan

pre show

Battle Royale
Womens tag team with the Ausies and the Scots
Cruiserweights TNA style world cup thing Japan, Uk, USA, Mexico. With Ali respresenting USA

Some massive shouts in there!

I reckon...:

Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar (Universal title)

AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura (WWE title)

Kurt Angle vs Triple H for control of Raw

John Cena vs Finn Balor

Tag elimination match: Hardys vs Usos vs The Revival vs Enzo & Cass (Raw tag titles)

IC ladder match: Ambrose vs Sheamus vs Cesaro vs Shelton Benjamin vs Miz vs Sami Zayn

Bray Wyatt vs Luke Harper vs Erick Rowan vs Braun Strowman

Kevin Owens vs Goldberg

Kofi Kingston vs Big E (Xavier Woods as guest ref)

Charlotte Flair vs Kharma / Awesome Kong

Cruiserweight title: Neville vs Rey Mysterio

Andre battle royal, etc.

It's tradition to put some random things in there. But in reality, who else can WWE beg to do a matches if HBK won't? They need star power and shocks, especially going back to NO. My card has star power, but in a heavily new era style haha.

I will never believe Punk is done with WWE. Austin got sick of WWE two or three times. HBK the same. But standing back from everything they probably realised it wasn't worth holding a grudge and in both their cases they admit they were cunts too. If you have a big ego you will clash with Vince a few times in your career, it's only natural. WWE is a much better platform to be a mega star than UFC anyway, no one in their fan base will care if he loses again and his WWE fan base will turn on him if he doesn't come back now..

And Bryan has rested long enough, if he is going to wrestle after his WWE deal ends the WWE might as well clear him while he is contracted and sign him to a new deal. It would be safer for him to wrestle for WWE on a reduced schedule too. The day he is a father he will change his career goals. And maybe realise how WWE has done him right by making sure he couldn't leave .

Unless UFC are writing a monumental comeback story, there's not much more Ronda can do there is there? But I don't follow UFC. Lol

You didn't call me out on the Dumpster match, Young Bucks, or Undertaker btw...

I also think Punk will be back, but not just yet. He needs to have his backside handed to him again before he'll realise that he's not good enough for UFC, and he'll finally get his mania main event if he comes back as a part-timer. However, he's only coming back once that lawsuit is done, and I'm not sure that'll be done any time soon.

Bryan won't ever wrestle again. Simply put, if he does for WWE and something bad happens, the bad publicity they'll get will massively outweigh any merch they sell. If he goes elsewhere and has a stroke or something, WWE will look good for not putting their talent at risk. He's never wrestling in a WWE ring again.

Dumpster match - WWE have a real thing for first time matches at the moment for the women. They've done steel cage, table, hell in a cell, main evented... the dumpster match is only a matter of time!

Shinsuke Nakamura vs AJ Styles - singles match

Roman Reigns Vs Brock Lesnar - Universal Title

Dean Ambrose Vs Rusev- IC Ladder Match

Kevin Owens Vs Randy Orton - WWE title

Alexia Vs Mickie James Vs Naomi Vs Kelly Kelly - SD Womens Title

The Rock And Ronda Vs HHH And Steph

some sort of multi  ladder or battle royal match for cruiserweight featuring past and present cruiser stars

Kurt Vs Rollins

Bray Wyatt Vs Braun Stroman

Baron Corbin Vs Shane Mcmahon

NEw Day Vs American Alpha Vs Hardy Boys - TLC Raw Tag Titles

Charlotte Vs. Becky Lynch Vs. Bayley Vs. Sasha Banks (The Four Horsewomen for raw womens title)

It really is only a matter of time for that dumpster match, yes haha.

I know Bryan won't. But a part of me just hopes his years resting might somehow lead to a miraculous recovery. Hopefully becoming a dad will keep him from wrecking himself for ROH/New Japan if they come calling


I missed Bray Wyatt off my card too, so might as well have Wyatt vs Strowman

Lesnar v reigns
Owens v Styles
Revival v American alpha
Charlotte v becky lynch
The miz v Rollins
Ambrose v Strowman
Corbin v nakemara
Tye Dillinger v Shane McMahon

Any new predictions, after Summerslam?

Sticking with Lesnar v reigns. Making that for universal title.

Cena will be involved in the WWE title match and win it for his 17th world title. Can't see mahal keeping it until mania. Perhaps Owens or nakamaura will face him.

The rest. God knows!

Probably mix up Balor and Nakamura for AJ vs Nakamura and Finn vs Rollins. Don't know how long term the shield reunion will last, but reaction has been good so maybe it will be long term, before Ambrose vs Rollins again.

Balor vs Cena also possible. When Cena said i'm here to face one guy I thought after the obvious Reigns, Cena has always been big on facing Balor.

I still like the idea of a Taker faction, instead of just doing the same thing, with him returning more as a leader to give a big boost to other interesting talent.

I still like the idea of building Joe to the main event level with Lesnar. And I think the Joe/Punk link is something HHH has in mind for terms of a return. Maybe not this time, but it's a dream scenario.

Becky vs Banks vs Rousey isn't far off, possibly. The Charlotte thing was joke, but they have to get their top talent in two big matches. Asuka vs anyone and the horsewomen thing would both be huge womens matches

Strowman has the momentum, but I dont see him main eventing because of others who can talk, like Joe and other bigger names. Joe matches up with Cena, Orton, Lesnar or anyone really well. And theres always the chance WWE just sticks the two biggest names in the main event anyway. Lesnar vs Reigns has always seemed in reality most likely.

If Kurt is wrestling, then it will be at WM. No point wasting his return on anything less. Joe or HHH obviously more likely than Bryan.

Still think Matt vs Jeff will happen at some point, instead of just starting being broken together, sell the whole destruction of Matt again.