You know when you watch too much wrestling when?

i did a swanton the beach once lol

Did it hurt the person you did it to?

I always put people in the figure four, some find it sore, others dont.

no i done it on to sand not a person


years ago when i was like 10 ? i put my cousin in a sharpshooter and he told


cunt

Haha must have been sore no? I always do the rolling thunder to the ground haha it all depends on how I land whether it is sore or not.

I always used to wrestle my brother when I was younger, neither of us told but we made a fuckload of noise that made our Mum come through at half one in the morning and tell us to go to bed :ha

how old are you 12 lol

And no its sand ffs lol

I've always wanted to try a Moonsault but am too scared of landing on my head lol. For that same reason, I will be sure to ignore the temptation of a Shooting Star Press attempt.

Haha, nah I just do it when I am fucking about, usually drunk haha.

Sand can be sore if it is wet haha.

i always did forward rolls as goal celebartions though when younger to show off lol


more of a anelak butterfly now

I can't do the sweet chin music, but I am pretty tall.

You know when you watch too much wrestling when you keep waiting for a run in when watching boxing or olympic wrestling.

When a girl goes down on you in youre head you the dx suck it

invincibleILeak wrote:

I can't do the sweet chin music, but I am pretty tall.

You know when you watch too much wrestling when you keep waiting for a run in when watching boxing or olympic wrestling.

OMFG whats hatton doing out her in the haye fight

I used to wrestle with my mates in the school yard and have back yard wrestling matches when we were in primary school. There was this one time when my mate used to have a garden bench which went up really high and had like a fence around it and had enough room for us to climb so we hung our like replica belts on top of it and had a ladder match of sorts which ended up with us both falling off it because the bench couldnt hold both of our weights at the same time and me mate landing knee first onto a stone and the stone going through his knee.

I also thought I'd broke this same friends ankle putting him in the ankle lock but he almost broke my neck pedigreeing me

dont try this at home

when i was about 6 or 7 me and my friend used to wrestle a postman pat my nan knitted for me, one day we were wrestling and i body slammed postman past clean through my bed, i had to sleep on the floor for 4 years until we got round to getting a new one!!!

Four years for a bed?

mines been broke about 3 lol

When you challenge your closest relative to a wrestling match inside a jolly jumper at a family birthday party.

When you start telling little kids who are wrestling fans about the good 'ol WWF days!

geeavila wrote:

When you challenge your closest relative to a wrestling match inside a jolly jumper at a family birthday party.

Guessing that's what they call a Bouncy Castle in the US? you yanks with your crazy talk.

jolly jumper

sounds like a jumper thats got a face on it

*i mean jumper the clothing

Bhaahahah

Ahhh i do this one all the time

When there is a fight or argument starting or is in full swing , I try to figure out whos the heel and whos the face and what "tag" team members shall intefere.

theres some quality ones on here

anyone done random commentry

when i broke my arm a while back now , i couldnt play footie so i used to stand behind goal where all the ladies 8) and dick...... hanged out . And my mate used to play in goal but he was shit and fat so i always ued to do mock commentary to piss him off

Oh and the fat lump of shit lets in another......

He was only an inch away from saving that ironically his penis size


and so on




However ifsomeone screams out OH MY GOD !!! i think joey styles immediatley lol

When a look of shock and admiration/respect appears on your face after someone on TV does something wrestling related. For example, I was watching Total Wipeout USA when this girl starts doing the DX chop, after thinking "WTF, is she doing what I think she's doing", those thoughts became "now that's cool 8)".