You know when you watch too much wrestling when?

We had one of these threads a while back and some of it was funny so lets bring it back.

You know when you watch too much wrestling when.....

You hear a song somewhere and think, that would be a great entrance theme for me.

You bust out the Orton pose in front of the mirror.

You start talking in the 3rd person, Bazz23 would never do this.

On a sunny day, bust out the people's eyebrow.

Tell someone you are gonna whip their candyass

An old friend wants to shakes your hand and you look around you looking for advice about whether to shake it or not

You suggest to your boss that your desk at work should be surrounded by a 15 foot high steel cage

You take 5mins to climb a ladder just to change a light bulb.

When the other half starts laughing at fk all you say "send for the man!"

when you call people you don't like Heels.

When they do something nice for you......they turn face.

When your other half is reading one of those celebrity mags ,and you say, and I quote "Why do you read that shit, you do know its all a A WORK right".

When you ask someone you don't know, or occasionally who you do know "Who are you" before cutting thm off and saying "It doesn't matter who you are"

If you are fired you come back the next day in a mask.

If you're a boss you force people to kiss your ass.

You randomly turn on your friends.

You cut a promo on somebody you don't like.

When you have a friend called Anderson................................












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When you're in the shower, take a mouthful of water and try and spit it out everywhere like Triple H... (I've actually done this)

Whilst attempting some DIY, ask the lady to pass you the Great Equaliser, rather than a sledgehammer (I've done this too)

Falling out with someone, you try and book a future feud to get your own back, involving the other person getting a Stinkface (Another one I've done, it's pretty hard to explain when someone finds what you've written, including dates, timelines, future feuds...)

Whenever you hear Sting being mentioned you automatically assume it's the wrestler, not the singer.

Is it sad that I've done 90% of these?

You're describing something that made you happy to someone as "a mark out moment"

You know you've watched too much wrestling when....

...You refer to fold up chairs as 'Wrestling chairs' and try to use them as weapons.

...You enter a building with your own entrance theme.

...You list your Nationality on forms as 'parts unknown'.

...You get into an argument and instead of arguing back, you start cutting a promo on the person your arguing with.

...You get into a fight and start leaping off walls doing high risk manouveres.

...You walk into a brothel and point at every bloke in there shouting "You deserve to be screwed".

...You see a Z-list celebrity that you've never heard of on telly and you think "he'll be the Raw guest host next week".

...You build a wrestling ring in your back garden, not to wrestle in, but to store stuff under.

...You watch a Mixed Martial Arts match and see someone submit, so you start shouting "You tapped out".

...You see someone lying a pool of blood and instead of phoning for an ambulance you start shouting "He's Busted open!!".

...You see a fight and start doing commentry on it and saying stuff like "what a slobberknocker".

...You see someone being sick and you start shouting in a Mcmahon style voice "He's gonna puke, he's gonna puke" (see Beyond the mat fot that joke).

...You refer to UFC's Octagon as "a stupid play pen ring" because you heard Hulk Hogan say it about the 6 sided ring.

...You shake someones hands and they try to walk away, but you don't let go, so you pull them towards you and attack them.

...You talk about yourself in the third person (yes I'm looking at you Alex Ried).

...You think it's "still real to you dammit".

...Your a boss of your own company and you show up to work with a weird strut and swagger.

...You get an ASBO for taking drugs and you start saying "I've got my 1st warning on the Wellness policy".

...You see a wooden table and start thinking about putting people through it.

...You see two women arguing and you interupt to suggest they settle there diffrences in a bra and panties match.

...You see something crazy happen and start shouting "holy shit! holy shit!".

...You refer to Corrination Street and Eastenders as a poor mans WWE and point out that WWE is the best Soap Opera ever with it's hard hitting storylines and better acting.

when your in a bar fight and some brute of a guy has you on a headlock and you are waiting for the people in the bar to all start chanting your name and claaping so you can get energy again

...You walk into a brothel and point at every bloke in there shouting "You deserve to be screwed".

When the bell sounds for last orders and you jump the bar, frog splash the barman and declare yourself, world champion and new owner!!

When you see a man holding a briefcase walking by and you wonder when he is going to cash in his title match...

when you are in your office and refuse to come out untill someone starts playing your theme music

when your watching another form of fighting UFC, boxing or whatever, when someone is being dominated thinking, they're blatantly about to start fighting back and win this

Grecian wrote:

When you're in the shower, take a mouthful of water and try and spit it out everywhere like Triple H... (I've actually done this)

Your not the only one there mate. Works just as well with beer, as I've done on many an occasion.

When your mate asks you what you want to drink, you throw your arms up and shout BEER..........MONEY!

Grecian wrote:

When you're in the shower, take a mouthful of water and try and spit it out everywhere like Triple H... (I've actually done this)

i have also done this

i done it as well out the backgarden with the hose

I have to admit I have done some of the more realistic of these.

If when you walk in the door you set off some fireworks.

If you get punched and hulk up.

If when someone says clothesline, you think of the wrestling move not the washing line.

If somebody mentions an Undertaker, you think of The Undertaker.

If you fall over you flip back up HBK style.

In a fight you put your hand to ear to make the spectators be louder.

If you climb up a ladder one of your first thoughts is how cool it would be to jump off.

If you have ever gone throught the thought process of stunnering someone annoying.

finishing every sentence by saying brother

invincibleILeak wrote:

I have to admit I have done some of the more realistic of these.

If when you walk in the door you set off some fireworks.

If you get punched and hulk up.

If when someone says clothesline, you think of the wrestling move not the washing line.

If somebody mentions an Undertaker, you think of The Undertaker.

If you fall over you flip back up HBK style.

In a fight you put your hand to ear to make the spectators be louder.

If you climb up a ladder one of your first thoughts is how cool it would be to jump off.

If you have ever gone throught the thought process of stunnering someone annoying.

The only one I haven't thought about is the "hulking up" one lol.