If you'd told me five years ago...(fill the blank)

if you told me 5 years ago i would prefer TNA over WWE i would have said whats TNA & dont be stupid theres only one wrestling company & thats WWE no one canchallenge them

If you'd told me 5 years ago Shelton would still be floundering in the mid-card...

If five years ago, somebody told me that CM Punk, the kid from ROH in the basketball shorts, would be a three time World Champ in the WWE, I'd have slapped them there and then and told them to stop smoking the crack.

if five years ago someone had told me that Edge would be a 9 time World Champ I would have called shenanigans and challenged them to a pair of fisticuffs.

I'll plump for the obvious:
If someone had told me 5 years ago that Mr Robotica, the meek and mild Benoit would have gone crazy ape shit then I'd have called them a bare faced liar.

If you told me 5 years ago that Undertaker/HBK would have produced one of the best Mania matches of all time I probably would have had agreed, hmm not quite got this one

If you told me 5 years ago that Jeff Hardy woud have got busted with drugs then..
nope still not right

If you told me 5 years ago that Tough Enough contestants would be pushing the glass ceiling then after pissing my pants I would have shat in your cap

If someone told me 5yrs ago that I genuinely wish WWE to go bust or Vince/HHH/steph to all died, then I would of said, "nah steph's tits are to nice, your a fucking filthy liar, now fuck off you hippie".

or words to that affect

I was expecting something about Matt hardy in there lol

Yeah but if someone told me 5yrs ago that Matt Hardy still sucks then I would of believe them so.......

If you'd told me five years ago that Jeff Hardy was going to be the top babyface in all of the WWE, out-popping even the Undertaker or Shawn Michaels, I'd have told you that you need to stop smo...hanging out with Jeff Hardy.