If you know football then...

You know this is a fucking faux pa




"they didnt give the 7/10 performance we all look for" errm what!?

"Neil baker said to me it looks like we can go on and win this, but i was more concerned about not losing"

errrrm YOU FUCKING WHAT!


we are crewe.

we are doomed.

I want 7/10 you twats not 10/10

70 fucking per cent

Were at risk of winning lads calm it down. back off yes thats it. further back. NO DONT TACKLE!

OY OCCY, LET HIM PAST YOU!

at home games he fucking leans on the ad boards too like hes waiting his turn for somthing. Then writes a note every time we conceed. and somtimes when we miss. like he tallys how shit they are so he knows to pick them in the next match

Sexton Hardcastle wrote:

"Neil baker said to me it looks like we can go on and win this, but i was more concerned about not losing"

errrrm YOU FUCKING WHAT!

that makes sense. Neil Baker thought they could win but he thought a draw would be OK because he didn't want to lose

have you not heard of football before.

if you want to NOT LOSE! you tend to end up losing.

you ALWAYS go to win, especially if you are likely too due to playing well.

backing off and stopping playing football is not how to draw. you play well and if you then draw 2-2 its ok to accept, but you dont TRY to draw.

you see?

next time you have 8 points after 12 games give us a shout.

Yeh but say your losing and someone says "i think we can win" but some people might go "i just don't want to lose" .it makes sense to me

we were drawing and had the initiative

and there not just someone, they are our manager talking to our assistant

o rite in that case..... what a prick!

"Neil baker said to me it looks like we can go on and win this, but i was more concerned about not losing"

Unfortunately thats modern day British football

xD

and wernt it u sexton tht said he hated ootball fans jumping on peoples back u thickle fool

hahaha watch them videos gys the polish coach

Junior wrote:

and wernt it u sexton tht said he hated ootball fans jumping on peoples back u thickle fool

Nope lol.

and this is MY club anyway

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.

The husband speaks again, 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are.'

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75.

He pushes his luck, 'I want the house,' he says insistently.

Up to 80.

'I want the car, too,' he continues.

85 mph.

'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?'

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.

'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?'

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles, 'The airbag.'

shed still die