Jericho/Miz feud on Twitter

Anyone else reading it/ its hilarious, both guys having fun ripping each other a new one, good stuff, better than anything on RAW

Originally Posted by Jericho
you're gay

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Originally Posted by Miz
u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?

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Originally Posted by Jericho
hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror

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Originally Posted by Miz
if u looked this good u would do the same.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head

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Originally Posted by Miz
i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
Did he teach u to say "do u want fries with that?"...might come in handy someday.

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Originally Posted by Miz
it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black.

Originally Posted by Miz
listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back

Originally Posted by Jericho
Adam lambert called and he wants you back...

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Originally Posted by The Miz
i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho

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Originally Posted by The Miz
as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?

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Originally Posted by The Miz
code broken i broke the walls down.

Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz I just saw a movie that has nothing to do with your life. It's called The Wrestler.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
Just heard Miz's match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest...

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Originally Posted by Jericho
I'm glad Miz thinks of me when he's taking a dumpski. I think of him when I'm banging his mum...

Jericho is brilliant. At the moment i'd say Jericho is winning this argument. Some of the quotes Jericho makes are hilarious

Originally Posted by The Miz
i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky

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Originally Posted by Chris Jericho
I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight...people ran out and burned their barns in protest.

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Miz: @IAmJericho just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy
about 1 hour ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz 15000 fans in attendance tonight and not one of them will buy a Chick Magnet tshirt.

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho and im sure the fans in japan r excited about seeing u in ur banana hammock

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz wow the foxtail call center huh? What's next, a signing at piggly wigglys?

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz that would be great and can u please pick me up some pepto as well...I just watched one of your matches.

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Originally Posted by The Miz
this tweetwar is so childish y dont u deal with ur midlife crisis with writin a new book entitled around the world in depends.

Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz maybe it can compete with your new novel Miz-My Life With A Frog Face

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho i heard u did so well on celebrity duets that they want u for another reality show. good luck on the biggest loser.
about 6 hours ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz thanks man. Just found out that it's running head to head with your new reality show, So You Think Youve Got Talent...
about 5 hours ago from TwitterFon

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho i cant talk too much about my talent but if u really want to know ask ur mom. shes in love with it. she calls it big daddy
about 4 hours ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz you misheard her as she actually said "Craw Daddys!" in reference to the creatures residing on your frank and beans...


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Originally Posted by Miz
eww thats disgusting. speaking of disgusting did the valtrex work or do u have to go back to the doctors for something stronger

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Originally Posted by Jericho
no the valtrex worked just like u said it would. I never shouldve questioned your experience...u ARE awesome!

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Originally Posted by Miz
r u still mad at that guy for giving u those sores.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
yeah all I did was say u were a good worker and he punched me in the face mulitiple times. My jaw, nose and ear are really sore.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
Japanese crowds are so awesome and respectful. They really appreciate what we do...

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Originally Posted by Jericho
I'm sure that will all change when they see their first live Miz match...

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Originally Posted by Jericho
43 years ago this month the Beatles were beaten, attacked, threatened, robbed and castigated during a tour of Manilla. I hope I don't suffer the same fate today.

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho wow 43 years ago huh. so u were graduating high school around then

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho just got off a 14 hour flight from australia heres to u gettin a cavity search in the philippines actually ud like that

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz Turns out we were detained at the airport cos Miz is wanted for molesting Philipino livestock. He is not welcome back here..

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz this just in..Australian police have issued a warrant for Miz on the charges of impersonating a wrestler. Hes not welcome back.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
Hanging by the pool at the hotel with dreamer and just went down the slide... Gonna do a triple lindy next.

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Originally Posted by Miz
wow u n dreamer shirtless by the pool the girls must be lining up u should charge a whale watchin fee


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Originally Posted by The Miz
just got done with improv class its so much fun. just like whippin jerichos ass on twitter. im awesome

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Originally Posted by Jericho
speaking of whales...how's yer mum?

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Originally Posted by Jericho
improv class...cool. What time is wrestling class?

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho no wrestling classes needed i just watch ur matches n it shows me what not to do.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz hmmm making wrestling jokes now? That's like Paulie shore making acting jokes to deniro...

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho wow uve got jokes. if u want a real good joke just look in ur pants peewee.

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho heres another joke...look in the mirror

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho n yes chris ur a deniro i wish someday u can teach me to pucker my lips n walk down the ramp with a stick up my a$$

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz how do u know so much about my penis? Creepy...

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz wow that joke is as original as your Cena angle that u ripped off from me...

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz that pucker and stick up my ass walk has made me more money than you'll make in 20 years of mediocre matches and amateur promos

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz watch and learn junior as the master takes you to school....

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz cheer up Miz, there's always the real world reunion circuit...

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho well bitch im f@#kin a playboy bunny tonight n thats actually the truth beotch. what r u doin?
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho boy i wish i lived in tampa maybe i could be doin nothin. because la isnt goin off right now.
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho i will give u funny...hell if i had the writers writen my tweets id be killin u. actually already am. hey master go make anothe
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho r million to sit at home with geek. im out havin peps hate me cause i am wwes most hated. y because i can ur not good enough
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho to be hated more than me. im awesome at everythin i do i made the real world, the challenges, everythin i ever done n peps hate
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho fact is that was truth not joke n u know it....master....master that
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Miz
to parasites, jericholics or nerds dweebs dorks whatever u call urselves these days yes im out get off the computer n do sumthin be jealous
about 2 hours ago from mobile web

Miz went on a drunken rampage.

lool seen bits of this i think its funny how there always replying and when one doesn't the other will keep going till he replys

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz tsk tsk Miz u should know it's not smart to drink and tweet...

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz this just in...Miz drinks 3 light beers, makes fool of self and prematurely ejaculates in his sequined shorts w playboy bunny

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz I just saw a movie that has nothing to do with your life. It's called The Wrestler.

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho ur right. A movie about a washed up has been wrestler tryin to regain the fame he once had sounds more like ur career.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz once again dude that's like Hanson bragging about having a bigger career than U2...
about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz I'm glad you recognized seth as I'm sure he had absolutely no idea who you were...
about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon

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Originally Posted by Miz
cant wait for entourage tonight. my hotel better have it.
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz you remind me of turtle...
about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon

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Originally Posted by Jericho
Finally falling into a deep sleep...just watched a Miz match.
about 3 hours ago from txt

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho recycling jokes r we...get some sleep n dream of a day when ur hairs not fallin out n u dont have a big fat gut

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz the sad thing is my big fat gut is in better shape than your dumpy body. No wonder thr office won't let u win a match...

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho also its nice i remind u of turtle because u remind me of lloyd

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho really...i won tonight. howd u do? must of sucked gettin ur 2 dollar tj maxx suit torn of then losing.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz u won and 5 million people lost having to watch u wrestle.
about 3 hours ago from TwitterFon

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Originally Posted by Jericho
Just a quick note to all if you followers. Don't think that u know me and that suddenly i'm a cool guy cos u read my tweets

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Originally Posted by Jericho
Remember u are just that... followers... and none of u are worthy enough to be fans of mine.

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Originally Posted by The Miz
@IAmJericho dont worry theyre not ur fans they r following u to find me. we laugh at u chris not with u.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz nice finishing move Miz. U should call it the breakdown... That's the name I gave it when I invented and used it a few it's ago.

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Originally Posted by Miz
ur the best in the world at what u do n as of lately its gettin ur a$$ kicked.

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Originally Posted by Miz
gifting suites r the coolest idea ever. getting free stuff just for showing up. cant beat it

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Originally Posted by Jericho
they're giving u free stuff in hopes you'll leave quickly..

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Originally Posted by Jericho
the Wwe has just announced they're releasing a best of Miz DVD. It's a three min long close up of his fedora..

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Originally Posted by Miz
n theres bonus footage of how to market n write an autobiography

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Originally Posted by Miz
childrens books dont count

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Originally Posted by Jericho
that makes no sense since Ive written a new York times bestseller and u haven't even written a decent promo...

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Originally Posted by Jericho
I apologize dude I just found out that u wrote the Vagina Monologues... Much respec

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Originally Posted by Miz
yes the women asked me to because of my knowledge of females dont worry im sure they will ask u to write penis monologues

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz I've already seen the penis monologes....I watched your promos.

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Originally Posted by Miz
im glad ur studyin my promos maybe itll make urs entertainin rather than the same monotone im the most borin in the world today

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz ahhhh young grasshopper...so much to learn about the art of getting real heat...

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Originally Posted by Miz
Yes your heat has elevated to heidi and spencer status congrats. ur amazing.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz u still workin for the Wwe? Haven't seen u for awhile

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Originally Posted by Miz
@IAmJericho congrats on winning the most oiled body award no matter how much u put on u still look fat

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Originally Posted by Jericho
wow i'm the same age as your dad? So he was ten when you were born. Pedophilia runs rampant in Cleveland in the early 80s.."

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Originally Posted by Jericho
that makes no sense since Ive written a new York times bestseller and u haven't even written a decent promo...

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@mikethemiz the sad thing is my big fat gut is in better shape than your dumpy body. No wonder thr office won't let u win a match...

its to bad they are not on the same show it could be a great feud or maybe the mizz will be his parter at NOC

hope not, they are just two friends having a laugh with each other, this is a real chance for something big to happen in SmackDown, The Miz would be a waste in my opinion

Jericho is hillarious.
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Originally Posted by Jericho
@mikethemiz this just in...Miz drinks 3 light beers, makes fool of self and prematurely ejaculates in his sequined shorts w playboy bunny

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Originally Posted by Jericho
I'm not gonna say who my partner is going to be tomorrow....but he is EVIL...

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Originally Posted by Miz
U shouldn't call your life partner Perez Hilton Evil. It's about time you came out.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
that could be your worst one yet....time to surrender dick magnet....

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Originally Posted by Perez Hilton
@Miz Why won't you call me back after that one drunken night last month when you ended up naked in my bed and... well, you know. :-(

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Originally Posted by Miz
watch ur tone or i will send miss california to kick ur a$$ oh wait will i am peps already did that

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Originally Posted by Jericho
i apologize to perez hilton for Miz ending up drunk and naked with him. I've heard miz does that with guys all the time...

Originally Posted by Miz
dude saw ur match n u should invest in a bro or is it manzeer? either way itll help with ur moobs.

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Originally Posted by Jericho
yeah I need a new look...can I borrow your swank shorts ?

Dick Magnet

lmao this is classic

Fair play to Miz for hanging in their but Jericho is ripping him a new one for the whole world to see

Miz should of given up ages ago

Haha. This is quality.
Are they actually completely serious about this?
Or are they slightly taking the piss?

i think they are taking the piss keeno. But not 100 % sure

Yeah, it seems that they are taking the piss.

But it's still absolutely quality. Dick Magnet. Lol.
Jericho is indeed ripping him a new one. Even Perez got in on the act.

Yeah Jericho owns Miz at just about everything lol