Arsenal Football Club - Cruel banal footballs
Aston Villa - Vital loans
Barnsley Football Club - Fatal bully on cobblers - Flabby brutal colonels
Birmingham City - I’m marching by it
Blackburn Rovers - Verbal cork burns
Blackpool lose - Lockable loops
Bolton Wanderers - Now nerd bloaters
Bournemouth Football Club - Flout uncool blabbermouth
Bradford City - Do crafty bird
Brentford Football Club - Cold blob not rat bluffer
Brighton and Hove Albion - In hangover in blood bath
Bristol City - Tits boil, cry?
Bristol Rovers - River rot slobs
Burnley Football - Foul ball rentboy
Bury, The Shakers - Hey brute sharks
Cambridge United - Abducted in grime
Cardiff City - Daffy critic
Carlisle United - Ritual declines
Charlton Athletic - Clitoral chat then - Halt technical rot
Chelsea Football Club - Callous fat leech blob
Cheltenham - The calm hen
Chesterfield - Heretics fled
Colchester United - Leech destruction
Coventry - Corny vet
Crewe Alexander - New relaxed race
Crystal Palace - Repay catcalls
Darlington FC - Farting ‘n cold
Derby County - Dunce by Tory
Everton Football Club - Lovelorn, fat, cute blob
Exeter City Football Club - Bully or toxic beef cattle
Fulham FC - Calm huff
Gillingham Football - I’m a golf ball on light
Grimsby Town - My wrong bits
Halifax Town - Fix what loan?
Hartlepool - Polar hotel
Huddersfield - Rushed fiddle
Hull City Football Club - Full tallyho cubic bolt
Ipswich Town - Cow with spin
Kidderminster - Timed drinkers
Leeds United - Sudden elite - Tuned diesel - I needed slut
Leicester City - Electric Yetis
Leyton Orient - Entirety loon
Lincoln City FC - Noncyclic lift
Liverpool FC - Pelvic floor
Luton Twon - Not low nut
Macclesfield Town - Damn wife collects
Manchester City - Synthetic cream - I’m shy, can’t erect
Manchester Utd - Rent hated scum - Urine detachments - The Entrained Scum - Stained hen rectum - Scum need the train
Mansfield - Damn flies
Middlesbrough - His odd grumble
Millwall Football Club - Tall calm blob will foul
Newcastle United - Wet dense lunatic
Northampton Town - Want month to porn
Nottingham Forest - Fat hogs in torment
Notts County - On snotty cut
Norwich Football Club - Flout chronic blob law
Oldham Athletic - Macho till hated
Oxford United - An odd fixture
Peterborough - The poorer bug
Plymouth Argyle - Really got humpy
Portsmouth - Rum hotpots
Port Vale - Apt lover
Preston North End - Not the porn nerds
Queens Park Rangers - Queer spankers rang
Reading FC - Grind cafe
Rochdale Football - The drab fool local
Rotherham - Mr heath or
Rushden & Diamonds - So mad, and in hundreds
Scunthorpe United - Hedonist puncture
Sheffield United - The fluid defines
Sheffield Wednesday - Wish safely defended
Shrewsbury Town - Snowy brew hurts
Southampton - Phantoms out
Southend - Hot nudes
Stockport Football - Bollocks of top tart
Stoke City - Stocky tie
Sunderland - Nun ladders
Swansea - A new ass
Swindon Town - Down not wins
Tranmere Rovers - Smarter or never
Torquay United - Tiny rude quota
Tottenham Hotspur - To the posh tantrum
Walsall Football - Ball a lot of walls
Watford Football - Afford total blow
West Bromich Albion - I am two inch slobber
West Ham United - With nude mates - I am the new dust
Wigan Athletic - What giant lice - A genital witch
Wimbledon - Mind bowel
Wolverhampton Wanderers FC - Flame thrower now vends crap - Old Woman perverts raw hen - Worst ever home drawn plan
Wrexham Football Club - A full matchbox bowler
Wycombe Wanderers - A screwy brew demon
York City - Yo!, tricky
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Who the hell took time to think of all these lol.
Ours is shit, Nun Ladders.
Hardly fair when Wigan hava two mint ones
