Let's collect quotes of footballers!

Lukas Podolski: ,,Football is like chess, but without the dices!"

Alan Shearer: If you wanna have a party in wembly, you shall not invite the germans!

Anthony Baffoe after receiving the yellow card: ,,Hey ref, what's that? Us Blacks have to stick together!"

Jan-Arge Fjörtoff: ,,I dunno if Felix Magath would have been able to save the Titanic, but surely every one would have had great stamina!"

Lothar Matthäus: ,,I hope we have a little bit lucky!"

Matthias Sammer: The next game is always the next one!

Oliver Kahn: ,,I thought, the goalie is allowed to use the hands!?" After he made a goal by punching the ball with the hand

Roberto Carlos: ,,The best player of the world is Ronaldinho, than Ronaldo, the third best is Kaka, Kafu, me and every other Brasilian." Before the WorldCup 2006, where they loosed the quarterfinal..

David Beckham: We definitely want to get Brooklyn christened, we just don't know into what religion...

Torres: Ill never leave Athletico

'The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.' - Martin Tyler

'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.' - Mike Ingham

'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.' - Alan Green

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' - David Acfield

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.' - Lee Hendrie'

Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' - David Beckham

'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.'
- Graeme Le Saux

'I was a young lad when I was growing up.' - David O'Leary

The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson

Jason McAteer: Fuck off

Razor ruddock: come on we need to get to training.

McAteer: ive lost my car keys.

Razor: we'l have to break in then

Go get a coat hanger...

McAteer returns with wooden coat hanger.
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razor ruddock makes me laugh with his stories.

jason mcAteer is a prune

Ruddock is top class lol. Funny as fuck on Soccer AM.

Everyone I've ever met says McAteer was a talentless frube-dick but I actually quite liked him. Thought he was canny for us and he was a radgey bugger too.

was good at tranmere

Keep yer dirty lower league opinions to yourself lol. All I know is he was OK for us. I remember when Keane got sent off at ours and McAteer was proper laughing him off the pitch. Ferguson told Quinn to piss off too lol.

before anyone else bothers too

keegan: LOVE IT!

etc etc

wenger: I did not see eeet

sounds like bloody miss jocelyn (well he doesnt but shh)

David Beckham: My parents have always been there for me, since about the age of 5

Stranraer manager after his player is booked for dissent

"But he was speaking in French?"

No one beats this man......


Strachan quotes.

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...

Strachan was on Sky on Sunday morning. He saw John Terry's goal and said he was impressed that Terry goes up expecting to score. He contrasted this to Claus Lundekvam the Saints central defender who goes up for every dead ball and never ever looks remotely like scoring. He said if there was a dead body lying in the penalty area the ball would hit it on the head several times a season which he said is more than Lundekvam can manage. He said referees should book Lundekvam for timewasting every time he goes up for a corner. When the co-commentator said if Lundekvam was watching Strachan was only joking. Strachan assured him he was deadly serious.

love the strachan ones.

Strachan could make a fool of any reporter, class.

Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...

Strachan is a legend. There's also:

When Southampton, very early in the season, reached 4th in the Premiership:

Reporter: So, Gordon, fourth in the league. What are your plans for the evening?
GS: Go home, eat some crisps, drink some Coke, then watch the league table on Teletext for a few hours.

Berti Vogts at his press first conference as scotisch coach: ,,Please call me: Bert McVogts!"

lol crazy stereotyping racism from the germans ey fritz! (see what i done there!)

Thanks for reminding me of Berti fuckin Vogts

Böörti Vogts!!

Stefan Raab - Börti Börti Vogts - MyVideo

WTF!

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