CM Punk signs with UFC

To actually fight and stuff. Can't help thinking he's going to get battered...

I think he'll fight a couple of shite opponents, then get his cunt kicked in.

Yup. If he thinks Ryback works a little stiff, what does he think someone like Michael Bisping will do to him?

CM Punk's wrestling persona has always been the weasely cunt, I'd not be surprised if he trained, got in good shape, wound up some people and then mysteriously fucked off without fighting. It's a good publicity stunt for UFC and Punk whatever happens.

And Punk staying relevant without being on TV every week is quite impressive, he's keeping his brand alive. You could say that ever since joining WWE and keeping his own name he's been playing people

In the podcast with Cabana he'd mentioned he'd been training like crazy, which I thought was odd until I read that article,

As far as a publicity stunt goes the Jason David Frank aka the Green Power Ranger apparently is trying to get himself Punk's debut fight

Punk and the green power ranger have been arguing with each other on twitter for a good couple of years.

What if CM punk joining UFC is a work?

Punk quits the wwe saying all the stuff he has said and joins UFC. Has a couple of fights (possibly against no-bodies) and wins.

Meanwhile Brock lesnar continues to dominate when he turns up and has no genuine challengers the the title.

Punk returns. He says he only joined UFC so he could be a genuine one challenger to lesnar a title reign. Learning the MMA style to compete against him. This giving the wwe a way out of the stupid corner they have backed themselves into.

A stupid idea I know but what if...

My shout is that he has two fights. Wins the first, gets killed in the second, and then becomes a commentator.