Big Brother Day 1

*Does something stupid like run round the garden naked or fall in the pool to impress the voters*

Horizon wrote:

*Does something stupid like run round the garden naked or fall in the pool to impress the voters*

Which one do you do???

Day 1 in the big bruva house and adolf is in the garden fingering himself wia wine bottle.canny.

Can i make a bomb out of items round the house? and when i leave will i be able to carry more than 100ml of liquid onto a plane?

And a shoe?

BTW anyone who voted for me is clearly an embicile cause you know youll miss my insane ramblings 8)

Chico laughs at Adolf's antics until he comes to the horrific realization that the "wine bottle" is acutally Chico's luxury item microphone...

day one 4;51 peee M

adolf feels guilty and decides to dress as a tranny and shake his boobs for chico

I wonder if the secret task is not to fucking swear like a fucking idiot.

BTW BB i would like feedback on my bomb idea

Chico pretends to look awkward and slowly makes his way to the bathroom, with tissues in hand...

*Bing Bong* Wayne Big Brother has no knowledge of a bomb plan but feel free to remind us. *Bing Bong*

aodlf luther king rbegins to sing im bringing sexy back

luther king goes through chico's bleoning's and finds a revealing picture





Luther king calls chico a racist.

Wayne Kerr wrote:

Can i make a bomb out of items round the house? and when i leave will i be able to carry more than 100ml of liquid onto a plane?

And a shoe?

Let me remind you BB you shit head!

Adolf that picture is brilliant

Big Brother is shocked by Chicos racism. Poor Chico.

adolf pisses himself laughing but then his luther king personality disorder kicks in so he stabs himself.


Adolf lies in a pool of his own blood and waits for help

Meanwhile davinna mac all has a lick of her pastie

A bunch of hitler look a likes run in








They Gas the enitre bb house knokcing everyone uncocncious

Afgan soldiers can't be gassed, we usually do the gassing these days and are used to the smell

adolf tells of his love for blonde people with blue eyes




Adolf changes his mind

aldof dress like a tranny & shake your tits again

Mackem wrote:

Hey guys, Big Brother has set me a secret task through a 'PM'. I cant go into details but if we are succesful we will win alcohol and cheese sandwiches tonight.

The only thing I am saying is lets stay "PG" until 21:00 this evening. The Queens English will work well during this time.

I cant say much more about it im afraid

well you ruined it already you cunt the whole idea of it being a secret is you keep it a secret

Adolf uses his jew killing powers to make jo grow boobs

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he'll transform into a cockroach