The Betting Thread

Nearly got a coupon up tonight just need Germany to hold on

Got

France & over 2.5
Sweden/Portugal over 2.5
Belgium/Japan over 2.5
Germany win

For £149.49

If England score i'll kick my mum in the fanny.

Crewe wins will be worth a few bob now, dumped out the cup by shite, on the back of 5-0 loss in the league too.

Another top Crewe tip. We never win evening kick offs. Don't know exact figures, but I don't feel like we ever have a chance if it's post 7pm. Lots of games to be called off in winter, so plenty of mid week fixtures at the end of the season likely.

Daft one for the weekend:

Palace
Sunderland
Brentford
Watford
Southend

£5 returns £328.82

Sunderland? I decided when I started gambling that I'd never bet on Exeter or Villa.

There is a story behind it in all honesty. I have 4 friends ( yeah I no, four). We all put a pound in the pot and pick a team each. My team was Brentford.

My treble is Blackpool Preston and burnley. £5 returns £36.25

Fucking Wolfsburg bastards, done me for £232.05

Put a 5er on

WolfsBurg/Hamburg
Both teams to score & Wolfsburg to win
Finshed 1 - 1

Nottingham Forest/Reading
Both teams to score & Reading to win
Finished 2 - 3

Dundee Utd/Kilmarnock
Both teams to score & Dundee Utd to in
Finished 5 - 2

Only one more goal ya Nazi cunts.

Mackem wrote:

There is a story behind it in all honesty. I have 4 friends ( yeah I no, four). We all put a pound in the pot and pick a team each. My team was Brentford.

My treble is Blackpool Preston and burnley. £5 returns £36.25

Not optomistic as its City general rule I go by is never bet against a team who has just sacked their manager...

Gone for a cheeky acca tonight, Liverpool, Arsenal & Dunfermline to win, Villa/Saints to draw (breaking my own rule about not betting on my teams, I know).

£5 pays £41 quid.

Also stuck £2 on Rooney to score. Pays a whole £4!

The last of the high rollers lol

What annoyed me was that I nearly went for Bendtner... and he scored within 2 minutes!

Currently in that shitty position where I need to Villa to concede...

Arsenal, Liverpool and Dunfermline all doing their thing, Villa winning too. This is why I shouldn't bet on them!

Southampton can fuck right off! Only team to mess up my 5 fold, called the Cardiff/Stoke draw as well.

Ah well at least my bet of Luis Suarez to be top scorer is coming along nicely

Wycombe done me last night. Liverpool man city Leeds and derby came in.

Also only man Utd v Everton done me on my 5 fold goals galore.

Dave Kitson netting in injury time for Oxford netted me £82.45 off a four team acca - Cardiff, Oxford, East Fife and Aldershot. Nice!

Hull & Stoke let me down, cost me £1060, shite bastards, am due one soon FFS!

had £1.50 on

Hull/Stoke both teams to score draw (Lost)
Rennes/PSG both teams to score PSG to win (Won)
Monaco (Won)
Wolfsburg/Stuttgart both teams to score Wolfsburg to win (Won)
Braga (Won)
Sporting Lisbon (Won)
Barcelona/Villarreal both teams to score Barca to win (Won)

Me and my pal are starting a £5 to £1K challenge tomorrow, put a 5er in our account then just bet on a game or 2 everyday at or as close to evens as possible.

What, you just keep putting all your cash on the huge favourites?

Yes, he's managed it twice before.

When you win just lump the lot on again

take the 5er back out after a few bets so you're not losing any money.

I'm going to give this a bash too. Problem I'll have is if I get up to £80 or so, not taking the money out!

We're starting it today, forgot it was FA cup weekend.

Starting tomorrow, fiver on Man City beating West Ham.

For £5.83 back.

£10 on Sunderland last night. 4/1 which is crazy for a semi final at home against a struggling man Utd team - regardless weather we are bottom of the league or not.

We still haven't started our challenge yet, he's having trouble with his bank account online.

But I had a tenner on asian handicaps

(Monday)
Real Madrid -2
Villarreal -1
(Tuesday)
Leyton Orient -1
Atletico -1


£10 to return £472.93

Valencia scored against Atletico, 93rd minute, cunts.

Also I think my wee brother is jammy as fuck the last 3 games he has bet against Man Utd and won.

Grecian wrote:

Starting tomorrow, fiver on Man City beating West Ham.

For £5.83 back.

£5.83 now bunged on Chicago to win something involving ice hockey overnight.

Would bring me up to £10 something.