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Subject: Worst game you've ever bought? Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:02 pm
For me it has to be Dead or Alive Paradise for the PSP which I bought thinking it was a fighting game (more so because I played the very first DOA game on the PS1) and how suprised I was when I started playing it as it turns out that it's a pervy mini game thing which is a port of DOA Extreme on the X-Box.
Here is the highlights:
I should have watched this review before buying it:
The closest thing to fighting in this game:
Pole dancing pixels, WTF!!:
The only decent thing in this game is Beach Volley ball and the Casino (which oddly enough doesn't feature strip poker).
So has anyone else bought a game that was utter crap.
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:17 pm
dont no what its called it was one the PS1 and you where this dog that ran around this farm thing and talking to other animals and saving sheep that were drowning
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:44 pm
Calls of Juarez, which was terrible, I bought it from Game, it had an american rating system and when I tried to trade it back in, all the game shops told me I couldn't because it had the Amercain age rating system....why fucking sell it to me in the first place then?!
This Star Trek game was also pretty shit, I only got that because it was about £3 though.
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:12 pm
Call of Juarez was brilliant. A lot of my mates had it too and thought it was good. Really good story to it as well
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:41 am
That link has this review from the ESRB on it saying this:
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This is a video game in which users watch grown women dressed in G-string bikinis jiggle their breasts while on a two-week vacation. Women’s breasts and butts will sway while playing volleyball, while hopping across cushions, while pole dancing, while posing on the ground, by the pool, on the beach, in front of the camera. There are other activities: Users can gamble inside a casino to win credits for shopping; they can purchase bathing suits, sunglasses, hats, clothing at an island shop; they can "gift" these items to eight other women in hopes of winning their friendship, in hopes of playing more volleyball. And as relationships blossom from the gift-giving and volleyball, users may get closer to the women, having earned their trust and confidence: users will then be prompted to zoom-in on their friends’ nearly-naked bodies, snap dozens of photos, and view them in the hotel later that night.
Parents and consumers should know that the game contains a fair amount of "cheesy," and at times, creepy voyeurism—especially when users have complete rotate-pan-zoom control; but the game also contains bizarre, misguided notions of what women really want (if given two weeks, paid vacation, island resort)—Paradise cannot mean straddling felled tree trunks in dental-floss thongs.
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:10 am
worthy i feel sorry for you buying this shite lol
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:35 am
Sounds good to me
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:43 am
Game looks like it has a solid storyline behind it.
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:03 am
boschbourne06 wrote:
worthy i feel sorry for you buying this shite lol
Tell me about it, I remember when the DoA series were fighting games like this one I played on the PS1:
Discopants wrote:
Sounds good to me
Trust me it's not as good as it sounds as it only has a few mini games and with PSP graphics it makes the taking pictures, watching them pose on the island and pole dance seem pointless.
If you are into this sort of thing though then I have discovered that it's a port of Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 on the Xbox360 which judging by this video looks alot better:
Perfect Jack wrote:
Game looks like it has a solid storyline behind it.
Joking aside the storyline is your chosen Female DoA character goes to New Zack Island for a 2 week holiday and I don't want to spoil the rest for you, so see spoilers:
Spoiler:
You do stuff for two weeks then when you leave the Island it gets destroyed by a Volcano, although you can play through the game over and over again.
So long story short... It's getting exchanged (Just hope it's not a woman serving me who knows what this game is )
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:28 pm
just go in and pretend you dont no what your doing a say its for your brother or nephew
so go hi im not really sure what to do but my brother has told me he wants to exchange this game for him
then your covered i had plenty of that when a guy came in to exchange a hannah montana game
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:10 pm
Thanks as thats what I did when I bought BMX XXX on the Gamecube years ago (although grudgingly I liked the game, but I was selling my Gamecube at the time).
For those who don't know BMX XXX was a BMX game in the Dave Mirra BMX series which the makers thought to themselves "wouldn't it be a good idea to make the series more like Grand Theft Auto" which resulted in Dave Mirra forcing the makers to drop his name and all refrence to him from the game as he didn't want to be associated with this:
Ironically the Gamecube version was uncensored whilst the PS2 version wasn't
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:12 pm
The worst game I have bought has to be world of warcraft,not because it's a bad game but i ended up wasting 5 years playing the fucking thing. I
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:57 pm
I'm ashamed to say I owned Naughty Bear (but someone bought that for me. Traded it in about a week later). An awful, awful, bug-ridden abortion of a game.
Final Fantasy 8 sucked some serious arse too, along with Metal Gear Solid 2, but both were because they didn't live up the series.
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:04 am
haha
and worthy saying "oh yeah its for someone else" is THE most cliche of guilty phrases.
and naughty bear is not even good if you are very very drunk! made my head hurt, thankfully not owned it though
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:05 am
I play it, sods law tho I remember where I got stuck 8 years ago and guess what?
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:09 am
What?
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:02 am
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:32 am
Sexton Hardcastle wrote:
haha
and worthy saying "oh yeah its for someone else" is THE most cliche of guilty phrases.
and naughty bear is not even good if you are very very drunk! made my head hurt, thankfully not owned it though
You might have got me mixed up there as I admitted that every crap game that I ever had has been bought purely by me.
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:50 am
Grecian wrote:
I'm ashamed to say I owned Naughty Bear (but someone bought that for me. Traded it in about a week later). An awful, awful, bug-ridden abortion of a game.
Naughty Bear Sequel Announced Was Announced Yesterday
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Subject: Re: Worst game you've ever bought? Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:22 am
boschbourne06 wrote:
Grecian wrote:
I'm ashamed to say I owned Naughty Bear (but someone bought that for me. Traded it in about a week later). An awful, awful, bug-ridden abortion of a game.
Naughty Bear Sequel Announced Was Announced Yesterday
Oh, fucking hell!
Surely they should have spent the time sorting out all the problems with the first game first? It was a great idea, just executed so, so poorly!