Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan or Hell Part One

after the germany england game which housemates will be allowed to watch bar you

Peter: i dont like football anyway so im not fussed

I see, nicely played Peter. But you are still a cunt. You did offend me but as it was for the benefit of the house then i will let it slide. I guess we can be alright.

perfect jack for continuing to speak about secret tasks you will also remain in the prison untill further notice

WHAT??? I didn't know about any secret tasks. FUCK SAKE

blame peter .

Fuck you Peter you bellend.

Brick is in the bathroom, he has been in the shower for a good three hours now staring into a mirror the whole time, he steps out completly naked and just strides out into the middle of the living room and sits down on the sofa, spreading his legs out wide.

"Ya know, if ya got it, ya got ta flaunt it."

big brother see's jack and peter hungry in the prison so drops from trap door gravy on both there heads

Perfect Jack punches the prison bars in anger and tries to get the gravy of himself.

devin has been unconcious for hours in the bath. Devin takes advantage of peter being in prison by dressing up a tree in the garden with his clothes. Did i wrestle? I cant remember, if not its greco roman style and i will tonk anyone. Devin oils up in the bedroom. He enters the living room ready to fight. Ah brick, tackle out day is it? You may want to visit the bb doctor, i'm just saying...

Fudge is awake. Out of the goodness of his heart, he takes 2 glasses of water to the prison and puts them outside the cage and returns to the kitchen.

Fudge hasn't been himself since his night with Princess. He speaks to himself in the mirror.

"C'mon Fudge, snap out of it. You weren't to know."

Brick had slept naked on the leather sofa, he tries to sit up but his ass has stuck to the leather seat, he can't get up from the seat, and he holds his arms out hoping for somebody to help him get up.

Fudge gives Brick a hand up

Perfect Jack drinks the water Fudge gave him.

PJ: Thanks Fudge, your an alright guy.

"Thanks Fudge."

Brick pulls Fudge in for a hug, rubbing his naked sweaty body on him, and he pats Fudge on the back before going for a shower.

Fudge joins Brick in the shower

Dave Benson Phillips wakes up to a nice peaceful house...... ah bliss.

Fudge is canny gutted......

Princess walks round with a smile on her face.

'Ha Princess told you all that your football team would be beaten and not only that but they were humilated by their fiercest rivals!
In the Peoples Democratic Republic of Chad we would have the team flogged in public stocks and set upon by rabid dogs for the shame they had brough upon our nation.

You are all losers, just like your beloved England'

Fudge casts a worried and nervous smile towards Princess...

Whats going on with you two? Are you dating?

CoughSplutter wrote:

Whats going on with you two? Are you dating?

"I'd rather not talk about it Dave to be honest"

Fair enough son. No bother, just that you have been tip toeing around each other since that night.

CoughSplutter wrote:

Fair enough son. No bother, just that you have been tip toeing around each other since that night.

"Yeah i know. Cheers though. Hows you anyway? I havent spoke to many people in here the last few days"