Big Brother Main Thread Season Two Heavan or Hell Part One

Perfect Jack wrote:

You.

By the way, Sunderland football club are shit.

So you have nothing to say against me so you go and say stuff that people already know and are not intrested in. I think you are scared. Scared of being hated on the outside. Scared of doing things in the house because you want to be popular. Scared of clipping your toenails in full view of the hosue.

I'm not an hypocrite. I am Fudge. Love me, like me, hate me, but you will never wear my socks!

I couldn't care less about what people have to say about me. When you are Perfect everyone becomes jealous. Trying to take you down. I am Perfection. And no. I would not like to wear your socks. Dont know when the last time they were washed.

Thats all you come back with isnt it, the word perfection.....

It is all i can come back with. Because I am Perfection.

I have grown weary of you Fudge.

I am retiring to my private quarters which were given to me as a pre-contract sweetener.

Perfect Jack wrote:

I have grown weary of you Fudge.

I am retiring to my private quarters which were given to me as a pre-contract sweetener.

OK, go on. I hope the door hits you on the arse on the way!

It won't because I AM PERFECTION!!!!!!!

Listen you cunts, I am off to bed, if I hear any more fighting,arguing, nonsence or tomfoolery from any of you then there will be trouble.

Jack may be perfection, but I am half Scottish half American lest we forget.

Princess comes out of the bathroom where she's spent the last few hours pampering herself.

'Boys, boys, boys!
Princess does not wish for you all to fight over her. Princess insists that you all take time to reflect upon your own actions.
As a gesture of goodwill to all Princess shall even put the kettle on for everyone, to show that even Princess can 'muck in''

Princess goes to the kitchen area and looks around for a few minutes before coming back to the seating area and looking at Dave.

'Princess requests that Dave shows her what the kettle looks like'

Let me get this straight sweet cheeks, you woke me up after I told people not to be to loud or wake me up for anything, you wake me up for a KETTLE, ITS A FUCKING KETTLE. DO THEY NOT HAVE KETTLES IN SWAZIELAND.

AND ANOTHER THING, IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A KETTLE IS HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IT NEEDS TO BE SWITCHED ON?

FUCK!!!!!

Princess runs off to the diary room crying

*To himself*

Cor blimey and she calls herself a princess. Naway fuck this I am off to bed, hope no cunt wakes me up for silly reasons this time.

I am sorry I cant sleep I need to get this off my chest.

With tomorrows mole results looming and possible eviction on Friday for those who get it wrong. Anyway, I have thouroughly enjoyed the good times and the bad times in the house. Hey its a new experience ya gotta love it. I have loved the time in the house and I hope I am here after eviction night but if not I want you all to know that I love you all.

Now fuck off and let me go to bed now, ya cunts!!

Fudge is the first housemate up. He goes about collecting cups from around the house and begins to do the dishes.
He says to himself:-

"Thats it. If i'm going to do dishes i'm going to hide a cup eah day, or other things to teach them a lesson."

Fudge hides a cup.

Dave is next up and feels refreshed and ready to start the day's adventures.

Peter awakes with shock that big brother still haven't given a servant for the house he is also wondering when the first task will get under-way.


Peter looks around and looks disgusted with who's up with the drowsy conversation they are having.


He decides to test the house-mates once again like yesterday with another question.

What Do You All Think The Meaning Of Life Is ?

And What Do You Think Your Meaning Of Life Is ?

Brick is the next one up, he gets up, but the covers are stuck to him on his bottom half. He rolls out of the bed, and hears Peter's questions.

"I dinnae know what the meaning of life is, but I think it gotta be something like to have the perfect body, which means I have already achieved it."

Dave Big brother will NOT acept any bulying or intimidation or violence this is youre last warning

Also all mole guess can be sent to me now with [youre charcter name as well :L][in case i cant memba ]

Remember the mole may be close to home he may be far away or may not eevn be there :/ ?

devin wakes from a 4 day coma

WASSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

he jumps across all the beds and falls into the bathroom

i have no nomination for mole i ned 10 by end of day

moley moley moley moley mooooooooooooooole, mooooooooooole

must have missed the mole thing through the 20 pages i've missed out

please send remember if you get it wrong you face public vote also this evictions lesson is : Dont copy

Fine I've sent a random one

Peter dickens has Guessed wrong and will face public vote .

Peter you arr reminded not to discuss youre vote in privatee or public