Big Brother - What the housemates did next reunion party

Lets get straight to it:

Dan - First evictee Dan (Horizon) did not really take to the fame upon being evicted from Big Brother and quietly went back to his job in a Law firm in Bristol, he has since made partner in the business. Incidently has anyone seen him on the boards since he was evicted?


Jack - Jack (Jacman) another of the house's "quiet ones" went on to open a string off successful nightclubs in London and has opened some in Glasgow, Manchester, New York and Telford and has been dubbed as the next Peter Stringfellow, lets just hope our names are on the list.


Mackem - Mackem was a loveable rouge upon leaving the house and took up a modeling career posing in Mens fitness magazines, he later had to leave this job after hitting the photographer when he wanted Mackem to pose in a picture with fedexs of Adolf and Josh. We had better hope we dont run into him in a dark alley then.

Wayne Kerr - Wayne Kerr (El Nino) went into the political circle and became shadow chancellor courtesy of his arguementatal skill and sharp maths knowlege. He is tipped to take over from that bird on Countdown. Carol Vordeman has nothing on you Wayne.

Derek Bum - Derek (Sexton) the first housemate to walk away from the house did nothing. Is that what they call it nowadays

Josh Bourne - Finilist also did nothing and regularly meets up with Derek Bum to do "nothing". Is that what they call it nowadays.

Chico Simani - (Rocky) the winner of the show took up singing (very badly) and penned a world cup song for England. Unfortunately it didnt work out and England got K/Oed by South Korea in the semi final of a shocking tournament that was won by New Zealand. He later moved to America to get away from his army of fans. Dont forget to send us a letter from America Chico.

Adolf Luther King - (Junior) Without doubt the most memorable and controversial housemate of the series. As suspected he did make a cameo appearance in "June Days" before becoming a national treasure with his own chat show "Adolf". The pressure got to much for Adolf and he moved to Huddersfield where he is now a roving reporter for the Huddersfiled news. Keep us up to date Adolf, we like it but you seem to have fallen from the grace of god since appearing on June Days, Oh Oh.

Big Brother - the heart and soul of the series was not known so did nothing, much like Derek and Josh. Ratings fell after Derek and Adolf left the house so a second series is doubtful.

didn't think i had the looks for Countdown oh well the people have spoken

I stand in the shadow of no-one!

thought you'd like to no that josh has been signed to hollyoaks and we debut soon following him finishing second place in bb

Chico is also in negotiations to appear as a special guest on the upcoming American X Factor.

Chico on a brief tour to Europe, had his plane diverted from Hannover to Huddersfield. Upon landing, he popped into WH Smith to browse. It was there he found the Huddersfield news which had a 8 page world exclusive on the shady underground world of fake psychics, written by Chico's old housemate Adolf.

Chico left WH Smith and made his way to his boarding gate where he saw the Shadow Chancellor Wayne Kerr sitting mournfully with a suspicious looking bag, looking out onto his cancelled BA flight.