Big Brother thread

i see cruz voted too...

no.

okay then, he didnt

? :S I can prove it want him to vote ?

i want you to have not voted for me trust issues, i wont beat you in final, somehow a terrorist in wayne hasnt been kicked out too, its awful

want me to change my vote ?

you know i do. you know you want it too

see poetry

to whom.


chatbox|?

I guess the british public like terrorists afterall =/

(The En suite does look like the diary room derek hence why i wasnt there Derek. I believe Mr Kerr still has something up his sleve. Do you want me to keep a look out???)

so who am i meant to vote for lol

Josh comes to the diary room and asks to see the doctor ?

Chico is saddened by the sudden increase in votes...

Chico notices that Derek and Mackem seem distant from the rest of the house and considers having a private (as private as private can be in the BB house) conversation with Adolf.

i dont mind talking to you chico, i like your world cup song. It is in no way shite at all. How are things. I feel i have grown distant because no one really introduced themselves to me.

despite the fact i cook and clean every day i'm tired of being the father figure and want to enjoy my last days with the housemates

I'm sorry Derek, when I first saw you, you seemed a little off and I was intimidated by your big...personality, but you have grown on me.

Thanks for the kind words about the tune, it does feel tarnished a tad however.

Hello Derek im josh the reason i havent spoke to you is because of what you done to me after i messed with you i thought i stay clear of you and watch your every step to see what you actually are if you have a gameplan so on

adolf is seen crying

whats up adolf ?

erm well everyone thinks im ehre to kill jews and be racist but im not i i i i i
just want to be lovved


oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i jsut want to be looooved

want a hig

i meant hug

derek gives adolf a hug. Then announces its party time and unveils his luxury item a cocktail kit. He whips up some sex on the beach for chico, some cheeky vimto for bosch and a vodka martini for adolf. He also prepares 20 slippery nipples for himself and mackem. Cheers!!

Wayne feels he went to far with his terrorism plans and apologises to the house... his only plan now is to get wasted!

cheers where were you hiding that