Big Brother Day 1

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to the first series of *Niceboard Big Brother*. Without further ado lets welcome the contestants:

Adolf Luther King (Junior)
Josh Bourne (Bosch)
Chico Slimani (Rocky)
Wayne Kerr (El Nino)
Dan (Horizon)
Jack (JacMan)
Mackem (Mackem)
Derek Bum (Sexton)
...................................................
Big Brother (CoughSplutter)

Congratulations to you all, welcome to the house. Nominations will take place on Mondays and evictions on Friday. However, there will be a special eviction this week and you must PM Big Brother with ONE choice to face the public vote (Evicted on Saturday). We understand you have all just met but please chose wisely and carefully. The two or more people with the most votes will face the public vote. Should one housemate not recieve any nominations, they will become exempt from next weeks nominations.

Best of luck to you all and may the games begin.

P.S (Use these threads as a chat place and remember you are not yourselves in this game, most of you anyway so act different hehe.

PM me one choice to face eviction on Saturday,

Deadline Friday 17.00. If a person has not submitted to Big Brotehr a nomination then they will automatically face the public vote

Josh:hello everyone & BB i've already nominated and no ones standing in my way of winning this show

hello josh, a little early to reveal your gameplan. Oh look at me, i said gameplan, how rare in big brother for someone to bang on about that.

while i'm at it. Aren't the blacks or polish an inferior race... And oh no i've just kissed a same sex ghost. We should rebel against big brother cos they are like the nazi party. Etc

guess what i have no gameplan im going to be myself how many times we heard that before i wont lie if i have to stab you in the back to win i wont take a second to think about it

im with the rebel against BB im taking no shit

i'm channelling the thoughts of ernesto guevara, we shall fight the oppressive big brother with little more than good old fashioned know how, and ak47s!! I presume you have one as your luxury item?

i kid big brother, my gun is for cleaning purposes only.

ha might wanna watch what you say you'll be chucked out after a couple of hours but if you dont like what BB does fuck them dont take part more chance of me winning

So who's the annual hyperactive homo in the house?

derek bum knows the rules. But who makes them... Big brother... Or big daddy Ofcom?

*Bing Bong* this is Big Brother, reminding housemates to submit one nomination by 1700 on Friday for eviction. Submit said nomination via private message. *Bing Bong*

Chico: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwTooZ3fzZo

New single out now! Oh, and hello to all other competitors.

Good day to all my fellow house mates. hope all is well and happy

I look forward to getting to know you in the coming weeks. I wonder what Big Brother has in store for us. I hope it has nothing to do with cows, i'm not a huge fan of cows.

ha need to man up mate and get on with it overcome your fear and you'll be a contender to win this with me

Sexton Hardcastle wrote:

while i'm at it. Aren't the blacks or polish an inferior race... And oh no i've just kissed a same sex ghost. We should rebel against big brother cos they are like the nazi party. Etc

NAZI !!!!!

ah, the prime picked joyous retard is here. Can you repeat the word, nominations?

nazi

sorry if i keep coming across as a bit firey! Its difficult having the spirits talking in your head non stop. For any housemates i an not yet familiar with me, i'm derek bum!! Any problems come to me, i'm all ears!! I will also be doing the house cleaning with products such as KITCHEN GUN!! Bye bye dirt.

jack: Hello everyone, I'm not going to lie I'm here to win the competition. I feel i will and can be a good addition to the big brother house and cannot wait to participate in the BB tasks

i hate gays derek and jews .

My game plan is to lie and stab a knife in all your backs, plus i intend to still all the booze and hide it for my own purpose.

Im a comulsive liar and have turrets, and if your wondering when theirs a 13inch kitchen knife in your back...i hid in my turban on the way in

يموت

dont call me a gay in secret writting u gay

I am being honest here: I eat like a horse, expect pizzas to go missing expect me to resort to doing humiliating things so I can satisfy my hunger